never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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"Security Leak" -- "Listen, Rookie, not the best time- I'm uh, cracking the Badoon ship's central security core. Yeah it's uh, pretty technical- gonna need a minute here. Just distract those sentries for a bit longer, buddy. Unrelated question: Who the flark designs a transparent bathroom?"
them both naked and in a pay dispute do yall see the vision
Celebrating our success with celebratory melodies and celebratory meals
Nature, our home. Tranquility. Serenity. Paradise. Our way of life. But your place on the food chain doesn't come free. Glrk.~ Scenes like this are happening all over the globe, right now. You. Could. Be. Next~ ❣️ #vore #softvore #animation #voreday
Lost in the sauce 🎨 by @dtr-art.bsky.social #Furry #NSFW #FurryNSFW #hyper
Oh my God, I posted the version that is missing his whiskers
So apparently some Hollywood reject is trying to trademark the most common word in the fandom: fursona. This impacts every furry and more importantly fursuit makers because they're trying to trademark it under Class 25 (Clothing / Robes) which includes costumes and subsequently fursuits.
Sammy caught a micro! Hope it's ready for a stompy time >w> AMAZING ych I got from @blammyshmoozled.bsky.social go check them out! #macro #macrofurry #sizesky #paws
want to claim over the friends I love and the territory of them, hehe
This might be the hardest I have ever laughed at this game which I have laughed at consistently for 18 years.
Had a little fun with my favorite shot of Fox from this sketch page. He looks so damn fine dude. Plus no boots this time! #fanart #foxmccloud #starfox #furryart #nsfw
People are calling this the "least fuckable Fox McCloud" and I have to wonder if they're even attracted to men