Scrotor The Ballbarian
@prettiebyrd.bsky.social
King of the Goodbirds. An actual pirate. God's silliest clown. Slaanesh's loudest guitarist. Useless socialite. I stole this cool thing ꧁꧂ Feel free to shoot me a DM!
I wouldn't say a bird with a knot would fix me, but I am saying I would DEFINITELY make him worse.
Cmon, one quick mission. We sneak in, save the president's daughter, knock her up, and go home. 20 minutes tops, in and out.
PoV: You're about to to be leashed to my harness and made into a Peacock toy.
Oh, I forgot the alt version of an earlier post! It's just hangin out there, ready for someone to 𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖎𝖙.
Just know that I look at each and every one of your characters and think of them bouncing on a peacocks lap~
A little less bird dick, but bird bulge is almost as good. Betcha your face makes a pretty good rest for it though~
Another day another bird dick. Bouncing and moaning on it is non-negotiable
Slinging dick at the homies. Hanging with Peacocks is hazardous to your walking ability.
He's all alone in the VIP lounge (what a loser) wanna hang out?
