She working at the pyramid tonight

Mswonbin Nonbinary Subway Worker Dancing

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Be careful… If you’re not looking Gaga will find a way to put that haus labs concealer up your ass

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 2h ago

Lady Gaga stuns in new photo.

Opened Grindr for the first time in a couple months

Gay guys sharing a bathroom stall at the knockdown center:

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 20h ago

As Hurricane Isaias lashed Panama City Beach, Florida, 30 flamingos were sheltering in a bathroom, bumbling between the sink and the stalls.

The concept of Kelly clarkson trying to by a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automation named “Molly”

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 19h ago

Art of Play responds after Kelly Clarkson called out the Brooklyn store, says the singing bird she asked about "isn't for sale": "Imagine our surprise when our small local business was suddenly attacked by 8 million people who have never visited our store.”

How it feels a large Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee

Hellinheavns: Peter Griffin Forklift

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I hate the font papyrus so much that I love it

The Substance was such a modern cult classic I feel like that’s hard to do with today’s media landscape. Like yeahhh Demi mooooooooore

I love the painting Daniel in the lions den by Riviére because he just doesn’t GAFFFF 😭😭😭 it’s so funny to me like IDGAF war veteran as fuck asf

My backpack reeks of weed and the people in front of me at this conference keep asking what the weird smell is 😭😭😭

Being in an age gap relationship with my work wife

I’ll take you to the bed, I’ll get u right right, give it 2 u good, u can spend the night night

Sonic Rizz Face Reveal

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When I was 19 someone told me FF stood for fisting freak and I kind of just went with that for like 4 years

I love the #HEALING memes because I think it means people are finally realizing a lot of therapy-speak-culture is people justifying being selfish/ a bad community member for their #MentalHealth and #HealingJourney … like a lot of people are just selfish 😭😭

Oh this is so chic I fear

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 5d ago

Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"

Boss sending me to the fed ex store to pick up posters and I’m taking the long way

long strong

I think I’ve tweeted this exact thing before but i have re-confirmed tops that are millennial Britney/Janet super fans fuck like there’s a loaded gun pressed against their temple

I don’t speak German but I can if you like OWWWWWW

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She was playing around in Sarah Michelle Gellars closet 😭😭

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 5d ago

Tate McRae looks gorgeous on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’

I used to get really high and go to the soho crate and barrel and pretend like I was shopping for furniture seriously and just waste peoples time… like 2022 was a fever dream

Slayyyter painting this directly in front of my apartment… girl don’t pmo

Think the guy I’ve been hooking up with is lowkey in a monogamous relationship

This is a really crass and vile thing for him to say. I mean Chicago is right there

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 7d ago

Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay

Asked coworkers what they were gonna dress up as for Halloween and they made fun of me for being an adult that dresses up for Halloween

The Piano Teacher Stab

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If I was a bear Björk fan that did meth my grindr name would be VesperTina … but I’m not so alas

You and me together we were Gemini feed

Jenni Tolls as an English Teacher

Jenni Tolls@jennitolls.bsky.social · 7d ago

I feel like captain ahab had a crazy bush

I feel like captain ahab had a crazy bush