Jenni Tolls
@jennitolls.bsky.social
Sluggish, lazy, stupid, and unconcerned 📍 Brooklyn
If I ever start releasing shitty poetry publically you have my permission to shoot me in the back of the head at point blank range with a rifle… and if it’s about a gay guy thing like fire island use 2 bullets
If someone played a song from petal while I was actively dying I would come back as a ghost to haunt them
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 14h ago“kiss me” by Ariana Grande has the right tempo for Hands-Only CPR.
If I was Charli my music, fashion, film would be Björk, Grace Jones, Sophia Coppola
4 chops,,, they were all so excited to go out looking a mess
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 2d ago97 years ago today, ‘The Skeleton Dance’ released in theaters.
And I’m not sorry, it’s human nature
Scared Spongebob Meme with Gary
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My hottest Madonna take is the up down suite is a top 5 song of hers for me. It shows she is really about the club life and not larping like a lot of the other girls
Little sister FaceTimed me in the middle of box dying her hair for the slayyyter concert in LA 😭😭😭
Bellebows Dog's Funny Wide-Eyed Stare
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I’m still mad at you guys because I aged out of the young person discount :/ btw just so you know
Brooklyn Jacks@brooklynjacks.bsky.social · 3d agoA basement FULL of hard penises awaits. Join us for Brooklyn's Huge Weekly Group Masturbation Event. Sat. August 22 • 4-6 PM • Park Slope 🍆 RSVP brooklynjacks.com/r 🍆 Sniffies brooklynjacks.com/s 🍆 Bateworld brooklynjacks.com/b 🍆 Telegram brooklynjacks.com/t
shake that ass for drake, now shake that ass for me
Meg Family Guy
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Congratulations to Casey Anthony, our next Mary Todd Lincoln in Oh, Mary!!
Having my first Dunkin pumpkin latte of the year in August cause I’m that bitch that never GAFFFF
Just remembered I’m not at honcho tn and I can’t go up to a guy and say “pit check, lift em!” On the dancefloor
Iovead Lovead
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I’m not scared to die and be judged by God — I had 4 nyc dolls vibe check me to figure out if I was cool or a horsemeat disco muscle circuit gay last weekend and they didn’t hold back
Cops when you tell them they can’t use flock cameras to stalk their wives and exes
Girl's Intense Scream at Doctor's Office
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This is the look a bear over 35 makes before he goes in to kiss you
Good Trailcams@goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 4d ago
Never seen a dance floor fill up and go bat shit crazy faster in my life … on god
Clocking in for my shift at the being a Madonna hard candy truther factory
Oil Rig Workers Covered in Sludge
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Had a really healing āçĩď trip this week where I promised myself I will never again be collateral in a man’s war against himself
My Honcho boyfriend found my Instagram and followed me out of the blue but he’s married
Mulholland Drive Monster Jumpscare
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