if you knew how many nights I’ve had an uber eats dinner alone in my hotel room this year…
Spagenny and Meatballs
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Probably on a plane or in a theater ✈️ 🎭 🗽| 🏳️🌈
oomf said this one was his fave except he wants it with *** **** ** ** *****
Isn't it funny how something as basic as "universal healthcare" is seen as so... villainous by more than halt the country?
southern straight coworker: “I think of my many effeminate qualities, number one is my love of fruity drinks and cocktails” I SO badly wanted to say “mine is that I s*** c***” but reader, i kept my mouth shut! 🏅
walked the whole length. didn’t find one
work only brought ch*ck-f*l-a for lunch so i did eat it I’M SORRY I’ll **** a **** to make up for it asap
ok who else slept like shit? 🙋🏻♂️ (if you slept great, i’m happy for you but this isn’t the place to gloat about it lol)
"when I think of any sort of gay party or event I think of you" -bloomf, to me, when we met at tiki yesterday chat, was this a drag? (bloomf, feel free to id yourself)
don't worry, y'all. I'm in NC with the no-culprit-identified outbreak, but found things on the menu where every veggie is cooked 💪🎉
so when can i eat a raw leafy green without fear again?
it was muggy, sweaty, and it rained it was WET and it was perfect
i WAS just quoting jenna but i figure i should follow through
we’re in the first version of Michael’s design of the “Good Place” 🍦
got off the plane and immediately saw the hottest guy I’ve seen in days I’m home 🗽
one thing about gay FAs- they WILL keep refilling your drink til you’re tipsyyy
not to brag but 3 flights out of 3 this trip had/have cute gay FAs
Hey pharmacy, buying condoms would have nothing to do with "family planning" for me, mkay?
a week full of delicious vancouver cock *coughs* tails
being oomf must be so weird cuz I’ll be suuuper mia with posting during a long work trip and then on the travel day home I don’t shut up 😆
10/10 would recommend sipping an aperol spritz at English Bay around sunset on a warm day watching the eye candy jog by 🥵
