Spagenny and Meatballs
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Probably on a plane or in a theater ✈️ 🎭 🗽| 🏳️🌈
in other news I fully melted today and am now just sweat that's been absorbed by my clothes if you want me, you'll have to wring me out of them
I guess I look not japanese enough that the girls behind me in line at HK Disneyland felt safe talking about me and spaghubby being hot for a LONG time very not quietly in Japanese 🤣
is it a flex to say I showered at two different airport lounges yesterday?
good night, from the other side of the world, my fellow north/south americans
ok I made it to Hong Kong! VACAY, BABYYYYYYYYY
if I find out that this exhaustion and soreness are cuz one of my stupid coworkers that came on the work trip sick gave me a cold as I'm about to go on vacay, I stg...
I feel like the onslaught of data centers has brought overdue attention to local politics, which is cool. So many city councils/misc. small-scale govs are filled with sick idiots who have been leeching off their constituents for far too long.
looking out at the beautiful sea of oomf 🍆 like
this feels like the most fc-filled fcf yet good work, fellow f slurs
another day of sitting on the toilet, crossing my fingers, and going "ok, phew. still no cyclo" 🎉
unclenched from a stressful 3 day work trip and now I’m a catatonic shell on my couch
many reasons to love the e175 chief among them, the fact that even AMERICANS can board a full one in 10mins
if you knew how many nights I’ve had an uber eats dinner alone in my hotel room this year…
oomf said this one was his fave except he wants it with *** **** ** ** *****
Isn't it funny how something as basic as "universal healthcare" is seen as so... villainous by more than halt the country?
southern straight coworker: “I think of my many effeminate qualities, number one is my love of fruity drinks and cocktails” I SO badly wanted to say “mine is that I s*** c***” but reader, i kept my mouth shut! 🏅
walked the whole length. didn’t find one
work only brought ch*ck-f*l-a for lunch so i did eat it I’M SORRY I’ll **** a **** to make up for it asap
ok who else slept like shit? 🙋🏻♂️ (if you slept great, i’m happy for you but this isn’t the place to gloat about it lol)
"when I think of any sort of gay party or event I think of you" -bloomf, to me, when we met at tiki yesterday chat, was this a drag? (bloomf, feel free to id yourself)
don't worry, y'all. I'm in NC with the no-culprit-identified outbreak, but found things on the menu where every veggie is cooked 💪🎉
so when can i eat a raw leafy green without fear again?
it was muggy, sweaty, and it rained it was WET and it was perfect
i WAS just quoting jenna but i figure i should follow through
we’re in the first version of Michael’s design of the “Good Place” 🍦
