We don't kink shame here unless shaming IS your kink, in which case HA HA YOU'RE A WEIRD PERVERT
Carvey Pumpkinson
@cpumpkinson.bsky.social
Professional jokesmith/artist/voice actor/comedic writer http://carveypumpkinson.com http://carveyshow.newgrounds.com http://ko-fi.com/cpumpkinson
How many wheels do you think a millipede’s wheelchair would have?
“Everyone dies in threes” say the folks who forget there are 60 million deaths each year.
Old phrase: Like stealing candy from a baby New phrase: Like stealing copper from an AI data center
A more humane execution method: Force an inmate to eat Taco Bell to excess and get pegged by a dominatrix.
RFK Jr. recently had a bout of "explosive diarrhea." It's good to have it going out the normal way instead of all the shit that comes out of his mouth.
Did a bunch of art for a game submitted to a Very Serious Game Jam hosted by #juniperdev #gamedev #indiedev townfunk.itch.io/gambler-gamb...
Unfortunately Pride Month is over. Everyone has to go back to being straight now.
From now on I'm no longer referring to myself as "autistic" but rather as a "train enthusiast."
I fell for a girl once, probably the dumbest way to get a back injury so I never did it again.
AI is being crammed down our throats because TechBillionaires have invested billions in AI and are scared to death AI will fail and will take them down financially. So boycott everything AI starting with Copilot, ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, Perplexity, Grok. And block and shut down all data centers.
I told my psychiatrist I feel like a pair of curtains. He asked if I matched the carpet.
FANS OF HAHAS AND HOHOS: I will be on the Whitest Kids U' Know stream on Twitch March 22nd, 4:30pm PST along with my Sam Brown University classmates performing our scripts live. You can watch the stream at www.twitch.tv/officialwkuk and have the life of a laughtime.
OfficialWKUK - Twitch
The Whitest Kids U' Know is a comedy troupe. They are hit and miss. Nice guys though.
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Addendum, but I also wanted to thank contributors @cpumpkinson.bsky.social, 🔞(@thedolfiend) and (@cocoamilo) both on discord. Their art is great and I cannot stress enough how grateful I am to know any of them. Hopefully this upcoming year I can commission more artists.
"Daily" Concrete Posts@dasconkkreetbaybee.bsky.social · 10mo ago(Day 349) #comics #indie #books #comicsky #promosky On that note I just wanted to add that, despite missing a few days in posting, today actually marks a full year of me posting to this account! Thank you to everyone who's followed this account thus far and here's to hoping I can continue to run it.
Hey gang, I'm trying to afford printing my new business cards. If you would like to help with this please consider commissioning me from my website at ko-fi.com/cpumpkinson. Thank you!
This October, we’re celebrating a Monthly Mover whose work embodies the spirit of the witch !! 🎃💀 @cpumpkinson.bsky.social – aka “Carvey Pumpkinson” – is an illustrator, storyboard artist and voice actor who is skilled at conjuring haunting, moving images that possess a hand-crafted feel.
