Idea: Clone dead US presidents and spend the next 20 years training them to be elite fighters and then make them fight each other.

My method for preserving pandas involves polar bears and black paint.

Dried cherries? Like on mummified virgins?

They shouldn't let me search my own posts.

Picture a pride of lions running next to and between the legs of a giant tripping it up.

I'm trying to increase my vibrational frequency so I've been leaving a magic egg running in my ass.

Too me "at large" sounds like you might find some difficulty in running or hiding.

So are we running with the JD Vance said he'd suck Oprah's toes thing?

I'm not a racist, I disapprove of all types of running.

You're just a ghost running around wearing a corpse.

I keep my blood clean by running it through a Britta filter.

If you shit yourself running a marathon it serves you right.

Props to all of the professional drag racers for running in heels.

Since they're always running anyway, I like to race my refrigerator and my air conditioner and take bets.

100 men vs 1 gorilla? You mean MTG running for Senate?

Camel race, as in running camels or a mysterious people who are part camel?

The guy running the jackhammer is known as a jackass.

If you ever see me running you better too.

I might look dashing, but I'm not running anywhere.

Hot singles in your area are running air conditioners.

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. The dingleberries also taste like snozzberries.

It's crazy that signs talk to each other in their own language.

This pot vape tastes like crack.

The problem with safe sex is the limited amount of air in the safe.

Taking pictures of my banana farm.

My neighbors wife ain't all that anyway.

So general election options are the Republican or the AIPAC whore. Wonderful.

*throws you onto the bed* *tears off your pants* *lifts your hips by your ankles* *puts a thick layer of lipstick the whole way around your butthole*

I'm thinking about getting a little succulent that I water exclusively with my tears.

Getting a tear drop tattoo on my dick because I've murdered some pussy.