She's a 10 but the way she moans makes it sound like you're fucking a rubber chicken.

Welcome to the All American Fart Competition. Please remember that the three first rows are designated the splash area.

Regret is just a side effect for life.

Getting a tear drop tattoo on my dick because I've murdered some pussy.

Hot singles in your area are running air conditioners.

The guy running the jackhammer is known as a jackass.

If you shit yourself running a marathon it serves you right.

You're just a ghost running around wearing a corpse.

So are we running with the JD Vance said he'd suck Oprah's toes thing?

I'm trying to increase my vibrational frequency so I've been leaving a magic egg running in my ass.

They shouldn't let me search my own posts.

The problem with safe sex is the limited amount of air in the safe.

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. The dingleberries also taste like snozzberries.

My method for preserving pandas involves polar bears and black paint.

Today's vibe is slip.

Idea: Clone dead US presidents and spend the next 20 years training them to be elite fighters and then make them fight each other.

My method for preserving pandas involves polar bears and black paint.

Dried cherries? Like on mummified virgins?

Picture a pride of lions running next to and between the legs of a giant tripping it up.

Too me "at large" sounds like you might find some difficulty in running or hiding.

I'm not a racist, I disapprove of all types of running.

I keep my blood clean by running it through a Britta filter.

Props to all of the professional drag racers for running in heels.

Since they're always running anyway, I like to race my refrigerator and my air conditioner and take bets.

100 men vs 1 gorilla? You mean MTG running for Senate?

Camel race, as in running camels or a mysterious people who are part camel?

If you ever see me running you better too.

I might look dashing, but I'm not running anywhere.

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. The dingleberries also taste like snozzberries.

It's crazy that signs talk to each other in their own language.