god i want to be shown off, paraded around and fucked while so many other women are watching and enjoying the show
Delphine, Canadian
@delphine.northsky.social
I'm that trans girl, you wouldn't know her A real actual Canadian
Finally got this corset to fit how I like it and oh my god is it doing things for me 😍
Still waiting for the hrt that gives me fire breath to use against toxic men
Oglaf@oglaf.bsky.social · 5h ago
oh taco bell, you never let me down ok well sometimes you let me down. often you let me down. ok let's be honest almost every time but maybe this time …
TONIGHT!!! See you all there 😘 (this will also be your last opportunity to see @delphine.northsky.social's 🍒 before surgery... JSYK 😏)
Maria Renie 🏳️⚧️@dearmariarenie.bsky.social · 3w agoUPDATE: @delphine.northsky.social had a work function come up that she needs to be at, so we're pushing the party back a week. Otherwise plans are staying the same. Hope to see you there! 😘
“Oh no he didn’t make the yellow line.” “His back paw was outside the white part.” “Ope, an own goal.”
I’ve only watched football at bars & with the sound off and I made up all my own words for all the moves and someone should pay me to narrate a game.
love how I do paperless billing for all my utilities and other bills, because I don't like getting unneeded mail, and they use the savings from not having to mail bills to me to instead send me shitloads of marketing junkmail for their other products that I'll never buy or subscribe to
should I taunt the low-effort guy messaging me on fet, or ignore? I almost always ignore, but he could use a good taunting
the only way to even try to be safe is to behave as if it *is* all men, except we're not really allowed to do that because too many manbabies get their feelings hurt and create systems where we're forced to interact with them
We all know by now that unsolicited advice is criticism, but here's a corollary that gets missed: If someone is venting about a frustration, and you reply to share what you did to avoid such frustration, you are not relating or connecting, you are giving unsolicited advice
*straight guy talking to lesbians voice* so which one of you is pride and which one is prejudice?
I should be allowed to fix obvious typos in my friends' posts for them, as an act of service
Am I gonna have to post actual porn to get all these "blue no matter who" accounts to stop following me? I'll do it, don't test me
You can count on me to take a stance you can really get behind
Got put on some politics starter pack I guess but this is the only political statement I care to make
if you say I have a beautiful body, I will hold it against you
what's a beautiful girl like me doing inside a place like you
i guess since my main is gone for a week yall should follow me here for all robinmayuwu related posts