The Something Guide to Everything
@somethingguide.bsky.social
An audio guide for all people, animals, elements, and thoughtforms that want to realize their dreams. Made by Oliver Morris and Max Kreisky COMING SOON
This is going to be very special.
The Something Guide to Everything@somethingguide.bsky.social · 6d agoREMEMBER YOUR MANTRA: I AM TOUGH. I AM STRONG. I TRUST IN THE UNIVERSES PLAN FOR ME. I AM NOT GOING TO BE BEATEN BY A PIECE OF FABRIC. TEARS MAY COME AT THIS POINT. LET THEM. - EXCERPT FROM “SO YOU WANT TO SET UP A HAMMOCK”
REMEMBER YOUR MANTRA: I AM TOUGH. I AM STRONG. I TRUST IN THE UNIVERSES PLAN FOR ME. I AM NOT GOING TO BE BEATEN BY A PIECE OF FABRIC. TEARS MAY COME AT THIS POINT. LET THEM. - EXCERPT FROM “SO YOU WANT TO SET UP A HAMMOCK”
FOR MORE ON KNIGHT-RUN BAKERIES, BABY MIMICS, AND AVOIDING THE MAIN PLOT, SEE THE SIDEQUESTING SEASON 4 KICKSTARTER
Tal@starplanes.bsky.social · 2w agoThe Sidequesting Season 4 kickstarter is live! I'm looking to raise $2k to fund 10 episodes. If you like independent audio fiction, new takes on fantasy tropes, lighthearted stories, queer joy, or avoiding the main plots of life - click the link below! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sid...
JAR CLEANING TIPS: 1. MAKE SURE THE JAR IS EMPTY. 2. CHECK THE JAR AGAIN, JUST TO BE SURE. 3. TAKE ONE MORE LOOK IN THAT JAR. 4. FILL THE JAR WITH A SOLUTION OF 2 PARTS VINEGAR TO 1 PART DISH SOAP, SCRUB, THEN RINSE. -EXCERPT FROM 'SO YOU WANT TO GROW A HOMUNCULUS'
I have been watching this account with so much trepidation interest. I am deeply curious (and moderately concerned) about what will come out of it.
The Something Guide to Everything@somethingguide.bsky.social · 4w agoWE ARE EXCITED TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS.
FOR MORE ON MURDER, MAYHEM, AND GENETICALLY MODIFIED PIT FIGHTERS HAVING EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWNS, SEE KILLJAM XXX @killjamxxx.bsky.social #audiodramasunday
JUST AS IN REAL ESTATE, THE KEY TO SUCCESS HERE IS “LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.” - EXCERPT FROM “SO YOU WANT TO BE A SNAKE IN A BOOT”
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TOP TIPS FOR IMMATERIAL THOUGHTFORMS - 1. IMMANATE FREELY 2. EMANATE FREQUENTLY 3. REIFY THE METAPHOR
TOP TIPS FOR IMMATERIAL THOUGHTFORMS - 1. IMMANATE FREELY 2. EMANATE FREQUENTLY 3. REIFY THE METAPHOR
Custom cast greetings have been sent to backers! All that's left now is to wrangle some promo swaps and set our release dates and season 3 is a GO!
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WE ARE EXCITED TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS.
TO ORDER A COPY OF THE SOMETHING GUIDE TO EVERYTHING’S GUIDE “SO YOU WANT TO GET RID OF THOSE MEDDLING KIDS,” SEND A LIFELIKE RUBBER MASK AND A SELF-ADDRESSED ENVELOPE TO -̵̻͔͊͐ ̷̠͆̈́͝-̶͊́̿͘ ̶̆̈́̎̕-̵͐̓̿͛ ̸̢̘̰̍- - -̴̀̈́̇̈ ̷-- - - - - ̓͑͝-̵͛͗̂̉ ̵͂̿-͝ ̸̈́͛͊̕-̶ - ̔͂̏-̵̾ -̸̾ -̸ - ̷̽̓-̶
NOIR FILM PROTAGONIST TOP TIPS 1. AVOID SWIMMING POOLS 2. DO NOT KILL YOUR PERFECT DOUBLE AND STEAL THEIR LIFE 3. THE SUITCASE HAS A NUKE IN IT -EXCERPT FROM: “SO YOU WANT TO OPEN A DETECTIVE AGENCY”
IMPORTANT: 1. AVOID SWIMMING IN POOLS 2: YEAH BAD IDEA! Hush 🤐 3: NEVER WORRY ABOUT THE NUKE!’
The Something Guide to Everything@somethingguide.bsky.social · 4w agoNOIR FILM PROTAGONIST TOP TIPS 1. AVOID SWIMMING POOLS 2. DO NOT KILL YOUR PERFECT DOUBLE AND STEAL THEIR LIFE 3. THE SUITCASE HAS A NUKE IN IT -EXCERPT FROM: “SO YOU WANT TO OPEN A DETECTIVE AGENCY”
NOIR FILM PROTAGONIST TOP TIPS 1. AVOID SWIMMING POOLS 2. DO NOT KILL YOUR PERFECT DOUBLE AND STEAL THEIR LIFE 3. THE SUITCASE HAS A NUKE IN IT -EXCERPT FROM: “SO YOU WANT TO OPEN A DETECTIVE AGENCY”
TO ORDER A COPY OF THE SOMETHING GUIDE TO EVERYTHING’S GUIDE “SO YOU WANT TO BE A SKELETON,” SEND YOUR FAVORITE BONE AND A SELF-ADDRESSED ENVELOPE TO -̵̻͔̣͊͐ ̷̠͔̮̦͕͉̰͕͍̭̥͔̘͆̈́͝-̶̡̪͕̝̪̝̥̟̝̰̣̙̯̰̻͊́̿͐̾̋͘ ̶͚͙̆̈́̎͒̃̈͋̏̕͠-̵̡͓̻̯͓̺̥̟͙̳͕̦͔͐̓̿͛͂͌͐̉ͅ ̸̢̘̰̝͈̍ͅ-̷̧̨͔̻̣͇̭̰͎̯͂͒̾̍̄͑̀̇͗̇̓̓̏͜͠ͅͅ ̵͇̝̭̫́̔͝-̷̞̯̹̺̪̓̅̈́͘ ̸̨̨̦̗͍̘̳͈̜̬̦́͗̿̑̉͛͑͌̅̈͊-̴̨̪̫̟̫̤̣̀̈́̇̈̈́̐̏̏̐ ̷̧̧̣͕͖̞̯̟̬̭̇͒̋ͅ-̶̧̢͍̺̺̹͎̱̬̮̘̑̅-̵͔̥̟̖͔̠̜̾̎͗̋͐̽̒̾͝ ̴̛̦̩͓̇̐͐͑͐̓̅̀-̸̧̧̺̠̠̹̘͇̭̤̏̌̇̀͒̓ ̴͉̖̖͈̣̮̦̩̒̑̿̔̑̽͘ͅͅ-̴̜͉̞̻̪̤̲̝͌͐̊̾̍̊́̏̍͜͝ͅ ̸̡̧͔̖̟̥̬̖͈̻͚̳̲̱̮̌̚-̶̼̱̉͊͊̏͘͝ ̸̡̢̖̝͈̝̹̝̞̖̰̼͓̦̭̒͐̋̅̎͗̐͆̇̏̿̀-̷̧̭̯͉̱̺͎̹͓̙̪͓̗̑ͅ ̵̨̹̖̘͖͊̓͑̈͆̓̂͝͝ͅ-̵̲͕͛͗̂̉ ̵͔͓̼̳̝͇̟̻̪̣̭͂̿͐͗͜-̷͖̞̳̺̳̥̭̝͐̽̽̔̉̉̕̕͜͝ ̸̞͚̣̭̈́͛͊̈́̀̎̾̂͆̕͘͝-̶̺̗̰͎̯̦̭̞͔͗̈́̎̑̉͛͗̈́̋̓̈̕͘ ̷̨̪̺͉̄́͠-̶̛̼͕̝͙͐̍̀̍̿̑͛͋͊̉̂̚̕̕ ̴̖̗̣̜͕̝͇͕͊̔͂̏-̵̣͍̰͓̩̣̠̳̦͕͚̦̼̗̾̑͗̈̈́̚̕ ̶̗̳̼̪̩͚̭̮̰͋̾͂̌̃̌͑͋̀̒͒̐͠ͅ-̸̨͍̦̯͇̠̪̩̾̈́͑̅͌͂̾̅̎̌͛͋̚͝͝ ̸̨͇̲͇̬̟̥͌̄͋̔-̸̭̙͈͈̱̠̹̮̫̈́͆̉̓̄͊͊͒͋̂̍̉̇̚͝ ̸̜͇̜͉̗͎͔͐̄̃̋̋̓͘̚-̷̬͚̆ ̷͔̘̽̓̆͛̇̑͝͝-̶͈̰̭͉̟͍̒̈́̾̀̂̾̏͠
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The Something Guide to Everything@somethingguide.bsky.social · 4w agoWE ARE EXCITED TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS.
WE ARE EXCITED TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS.
