I wanna hear someone in one of those "Surrounded" things be like, "Maybe through an epistomological lens, perhaps, but should we look at it through an epistolesslogical lens, fuck you."

Is that Stavros Halkias guy cool? I'm just wondering if he wants to play Front Mission 2's Saribash in the movie I'm making in my imagination right now. He doesn't have to do anything, y'know, unless somebody got a bunch of cameras and robots i can borrow.

The real joke behind the visual gag of pulling all the bandanas out of your pocket or whatever is the amount of time it takes to tie all those damn bandanas.

I think the worst part about losing your mind might be that period of time where you're self aware and realize it's inevitability. Could be wrong though. I'll let you know if anything changes.

...but who wore it better?

Twitch is gearing up to run ICE advertisements on your channel Voice your dissatisfaction Or unaffiliate and don't let them run any ads Empower yourself. Use Patreon/Kofi. Get away from the 50/50 split lie on subs where before taxes you only get 44% Earn money for yourself, not for Twitch

The Last Seahorse@thelastsea.horse · last yr.

If you want to tell Twitch you don't want any ICE/Military ads you can use this user voice to do so. Thank you @renetascian.bsky.social for making this! ❤️ twitch.uservoice.com/forums/31021...

Youtube just punned me so hard - I was watching Ludakris's Blueberry Yum Yum music video with the wife (as one does on occasion) and then afterwards the commercial was about weed burners for gardens. Dammit, this feels like a corporate ad, I just wanted to say the algorithm tries so hard.

The entire GDQ crowd cheering for stomping on fascists gives me life. You think it'd be table stakes, and it may be, but even just moving past "Oh we don't wanna say anything _uncomfortable_ here" and going whole-ass into "Yeah stomp a fash" is a categorically Good Thing.

I don't think I'll ever understand the psychology of unboxing videos. I get people open mystery boxes for gambling addiction reasons, but why would I watch someone else make bad decisions? If you wanna throw away money, send it to me, and I'll send you a bunch of trash in the mail. Promises.

There is nothing wrong with being wrong. The accountability lies in how you acted when you thought you were right, and how you handled being wrong.

Sometimes, I mix up Andrew Dice Clay and Andrew Lloyd Webber, and I wonder more what Freud would think of that than I probably should.

I don't understand how Scott Bessant looks so much like Will Ferrell playing a really really puckered butthole pretending to be a finance bro. Who wrote this?

Catholics: 1. The pope is the conduit of God to man. God doesn't make mistakes. 2. God picked the wrong pope. This one thinks brown people are ok. 3. Religious laws are only important when it can be used to subjugate others. Help me out here, guys.

Since I'm practicing looking on the bright side: Good news, everyone! My prediction was right! It was always gonna end up being eugenics! www.cbsnews.com/news/rfk-jr-... #disability

RFK Jr.'s autism study to amass medical records of many Americans

The autism study is planning to link confidential data "with broad coverage in the U.S. population" in one place for the first time.

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PUT AWAY YOUR SCIMITAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.

I had to go back to the car. I'm outside right now. In my underwear. Like... just boxer briefs. Fuck you, neighbors.

Good Video Game Lines: Upon seeing a Yacht... S: "That's a Massive Boat." G: "Money can't buy happiness, Johnny." L: "I wouldn't mind being sad on that boat."

Warriors

fox and the gop have sold latino migrants as all being scary af ms-13 members. its the same thing nazis did with jewish people. repeat: it is the same thing nazis did with jewish people. the. same. thing.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last yr.

Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."

It was Earl's birthday on 3/31. He's four.

My dad: "See, son, I told you we needed the second amendment. Otherwise, the oppressive government would take over." As we're both being sent to a gulag by the government he voted for.

I feel sick. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I was a British tourist trying to leave America. Then I was detained, shackled and sent to an immigration detention centre

Graphic artist Rebecca Burke was on the trip of a lifetime. But as she tried to leave the US she was stopped, interrogated and branded an illegal alien by ICE. Now back home, she tells others thinking...

theguardian.com

You can always unaffiliate and not ever have to worry about ads or whatever this guideline bullshit turns out to be. Fuck ads. Fuck bending the knee to advertisers. Fuck bending the knee to capitalism. I do always apperciate Zach sharing this information bc Twitch hasn't figured out bsky yet.

Zach Bussey 🍁@zachbussey.tos.gg · last yr.

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Working in a non-profit during all this political nonsense:

a woman is asking another woman why are you so obsessed with me ?

Alt: a woman is asking another woman "why are you so obsessed with me ?"

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A quick thread on making a list of video links to throw into a download manager on twitch so you can download and backup legacy content ( streamers who are no longer with us ) Requirements : Time 10-15 minutes, Notepad++, Copy Highlighted Links Chrome Extension [1/?]

Me, before realizing a game I'll play in about two years came out: Yo why is literally every twitch stream just someone stabbing a dinosaur in the ass with a giant spike right now?

So, I see that you require a letter of recommendation for this position, and, unfortunately, this is as close as I could obtain from this particular recommender, on account of her untimely death -

I don't usually share my tiktoks, but sometimes you gotta make a point. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FkbaCq/

#stitch with @420blazeit69 Challenge Accepted

TikTok video by SNERDAPERDS

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I drew some Superheroes. You're welcome. #art #comics

I don't know what it is... but I am noticing a distinctly more prevalent "L" in the word Folks. What's causing this change? Any #linguists know what I'm talkin about? I've always heard Fokes. But recently... lots more L.