Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex

@smutclyde.bsky.social

Hyperbolic Tangent Distributed Observer. Snark is my first language.

Now that our daughter is 31, in accordance with family traditions I explained to her about the monstrous transformations - mental as well as physical - that afflict our people as we approach the end of our first century of life. She has met her Uncle Trevor so none of this came as a great surprise.

"The rest of the long first paragraph lists all the qualities Catherine Morland does not possess: she is declared to be not an orphan, not poor, not mistreated, not beleaguered by ill-health, not beautiful, not feminine (i.e., not physically weak), not sensitive, not exceptionally gifted,..."

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Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com · 2mo ago

One of the things I love about Jane Austen is that everyone knows what these characters look like, people almost universally agree on what that is, and the text itself NEVER PROVIDES DESCRIPTIONS beyond bare bones things like "tall," "very tall," and "exceedingly tall."

🚨MAJOR EXPOSÉ: We reveal the bizarre sexual preferences of the Science Guardians™, as shown in their disturbing comments on PornHub. (This is definitely the people behind the Science Guardians™ Twitter/X account. No way could someone just create an account with their name to defame them!)

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