Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton? / S09E17 The Bookstore

I'll see you chumps later. / S06E05 The Couch

Hey, what was the name of that monkey that could read sign language? / S09E19 The Maid

Since when is a drain a toilet? / S05E17 The Wife

Kramer: Thanks for the juice box, Mrs. Z. / S08E01 The Foundation

George: (singing) Oh hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl who walked out on me. Tell her I'm sorry. Tell her I need my baby ... oh won't you tell her ... I love her. / S04E13 The Pick

Seinfeldism: "I can't believe it's not murder" ~ Jerry thought they should change the name of manslaughter to 'I can't believe it's not murder.' (S08E18 The Nap) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me. / S03E16 The Fix-Up

We're getting vasectomies! / S08E02 The Soul Mate

A woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on, she's a menace to society! / S07E12 The Caddy

I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you got problems! / S03E22 The Parking Space

Why would anyone come here if they had a pony? / S02E02 The Pony Remark

Kramer: And then, the evil ogre took back the magical keys from the handsome young prince. / S03E23 The Keys

Elaine: (to flight attendant) Hey, you gonna bust out that drink cart or what? / S09E01 The Butter Shave

I really like him but I still haven't told him the tractor story. / S09E16 The Burning

I'm on the plane, we left late. Pilot says we're going to be making up some time in the air. I thought, well isn't that interesting. We'll just make up time... Now, my question is if you can go faster, why don't you just go as fast as you can all the time? / S03E04 The Dog

Seinfeldism: "Huge wooden sticks" ~ Kramer complained how the library was filled with cheapskates trying to save a quarter by reading free newspapers on huge wooden sticks. (S03E05 The Library) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Cosmo Kramer, Bagel Technician. / S09E10 The Strike

We give you the dough, you smash it, you pound it, you fling it in the air. And then you get to put your sauce and you get to sprinkle your cheese, and then you slide it into the oven. / S01E04 Male Unbonding

Doorman: There's a George Bonanza to see you. / S04E06 The Watch

I could drop you like a bag of dirt. / S08E04 The Little Kicks

Jerry: My chest hair is coming back and it's itching me like crazy... I'm telling you man, I'm losing it. / S08E21 The Muffin Tops

Hey Kramer, I dug Fredo up now let's cut him open! / S09E14 The Strong Box

It's "ooh". As in "ooh ooh ah ah." / S09E19 The Maid

George: Have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose? / S04E14 The Movie

Kramer: I been reading this book, on Leonardo de Vinci. See, that means 'from Vinci', d'you know that? Jerry: That must be some book. / S07E18 The Friars Club

Seinfeldism: "Eggs are eggs" ~ George's girlfriend Daphne's response to George's small-talk like question, 'How are the eggs?' (S05E16 The Stand-In) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

MY WALLET'S GONE!?MY WALLET'S GONE! / S04E05 The Wallet

It's like you're living in the Playboy Mansion! Did she frolic? / S09E09 The Apology

I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes. They're meaningless! / S09E08 The Betrayal