What are you thinking about? / S03E09 The Nose Job

Just a small miscommunication. Whereby you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing the big salad. / S06E02 The Big Salad

Seinfeldism: "Coronary Country" ~ A PBS show Jerry warned George not to watch. However, George watched it anyway (because nothing else was on). The next day he thought he was having a heart attack. (S02E08 The Heart Attack) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Manana might be a problem. I'm suppose to ah... have a boil lanced manana. You know I think they charge me if I cancel with only one manana's notice so... / S05E12 The Stall

High five. / S09E11 The Dealership

Blow out the candles! Blow out the candles, I said! Blow out the damn candles! / S05E20 The Fire

I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace! / S06E01 The Chaperone

Jerry: Anyway, I don't need your help. Newman: Oh, don't you? Joke boy? / S08E02 The Soul Mate

I just took a bath, Jerry, a bath. It's disgusting! / S07E16 The Shower Head

TR-6? I prefer to think of her as... Elaine. / S05E15 The Pie

How do you live with yourself? / S05E20 The Fire

Newman: Where? I don't see it. Kramer: Well open the door, you get a better look. / S07E22 The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)

Seinfeldism: "Eventual left" ~ In his comedy routine, Jerry joked that when you see an old person driving around with their left-turn signal blinking, it's a legal turn in Florida called an 'eventual left.' (S07E14-15 The Cadillac) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

I was ten. I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a Ping Pong table. / S01E04 Male Unbonding

You don't know what it's like in there, all night long things are creaking and cracking, and that red light is burning my brain! / S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

You know, men can sit through the most pointless boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off. / S04E14 The Movie

Newman: You know, those mail bags, they get mighty heavy... I Nautilus, of course. / S07E22 The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)

Let me tell you something. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek... I lost it. / S04E14 The Movie

Jerry: Did people make fun of your name? Dolores: Are you kidding? They were merciless! What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy? / S04E20 The Junior Mint

Hello! Jerry, so good to see you again! / S06E05 The Couch

Newman: They're gonna beat me up! / S03E23 The Keys

The worst part, of course, is that she also possessed many of the other qualities prized by the superficial man. / S06E11 The Switch

Seinfeldism: "For sale: a big juicy van" ~ The title of the classified ad Kramer wrote when he was helping Jerry to sell a used van. (S09E05 The Junk Mail) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Jerry: What are you eating? Kramer: Junior Mints. Do you want one? / S04E20 The Junior Mint

Well, I can't stay under my own name. I was registered under "Slappy White." / S08E12 The Money

Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She was a schoolgirl. There was a boy it didn't work out. Now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. She needs a little Kramer. / S03E05 The Library

My back aches... my heart aches... but my feet... my feet are resilient! Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES! / S07E05 The Hot Tub

Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home. [beep] / S08E15 The Susie

Newman: I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine. Kramer: Ha ha, the Ukraine.?Do you know what the Ukraine is??It's a sitting duck.?A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble.?I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine. / S06E12 The Label Maker

Speed limit, one hundred and sixty-five miles per hour. See? They slipped a one in there. Those kids with the spray paint, God love 'em. / S08E16 The Pothole