You won't regret this, Miss Benes! What time should I be in? I get up at 4am, I could be here as early as 4:25am. / S08E12 The Money

I'm grotesque! I look like a troll! / S06E20 The Doodle

Seinfeldism: "Joseph Garnish" ~ A goofy-minded Jerry joked with his girlfriend Celia that there was a man named Joseph Garnish. He was the first person who had the idea to put a sprig of parsley on a plate. (S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

That book has been on a wild ride. / S09E17 The Bookstore

I love her! Oh, she's uh... she's real. She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan! / S08E02 The Soul Mate

Elaine: I got denim vest checking me out. / S09E10 The Strike

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister! / S09E08 The Betrayal

You can do better than me. You could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better than me. / S04E17 The Outing

Kramer: Maybe we oughta become private detectives... / S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

You sure? You could examine the art work up close. / S05E18 The Raincoats (Part 1)

Spock dies, they wrap him up in a towel, and they shoot him out the bowel of the ship in that big sunglasses case. George: That was a hell of a thing when Spock died... / S08E01 The Foundation

Well, all of a sudden there's a problem with Tartabull's swing... / S06E01 The Chaperone

Seinfeldism: "Drive the speed of your age" ~ Jerry joked that people should be allowed to drive the speed of their age. If they're eighty, they can drive 80 mph; if they're one hundred, they can drive 100 mph. (S04E18 The Old Man) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

Newman: How much longer you gonna be? I'm starving here! / S09E01 The Butter Shave

What about you, shmoopy? How 'bout a little tuna? You want a little tuna fishy? / S07E06 The Soup Nazi

He's not married... He's poor. / S09E14 The Strong Box

Jerry: It's a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple. George: This is what I do. / S06E11 The Switch

It's ok, Jerry. I'm right here. / S09E04 The Blood

Hey, Izzy, this kid says he can lift more than you can. / S08E17 The English Patient

You're soooo good looking. / S03E20 The Good Samaritan

Oh, you gotta mulch. You've got to. / S09E03 The Serenity Now

Kramer: She made an offer. I took it. Jackie: How much? Kramer: No, no, no. There was no money. Jackie: No money? Then what'd we get? / S08E09 The Abstinence

Seinfeldism: "I got my troops amassed along the border" ~ Jerry's assessment of the progress he had made in taking his 'virgin' girlfriend to bed. Apparently, he was just waiting for someone to give him the go-ahead. (S04E11 The Contest) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

They call him a Cleaner. He makes problems go away. / S08E21 The Muffin Tops

Is this Seinfeld's van? Seinfeld's van? Seinfeld's van? / S09E05 The Junk Mail

Jerry! We've lost the fat man, and we're running lean. / S07E22 The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)

Well, I know something about getting to first base, and I know you'll never be there. / S03E18 The Boyfriend (Part 2)

What evidence is there that cats are so smart, anyway? Huh? What do they do? Because they're clean? I am sorry. My Uncle Pete showers four times a day and he can't count to ten, so don't give me hygiene. / S01E05 The Stock Tip

So, do you date immature men? / S01E02 The Stake Out

She had those nuts in her mouth. She just spit them out! / S06E20 The Doodle