Zoë Harris

@zoeselina.bsky.social

YA author, UX content design leader, cat lady, chip connoisseur

I do not understand sultry-looking models selling flannel pajamas. I mean, it's just unrealistic. Who the hell isn't grinning from ear to ear while wearing flannel jammies?!?

Today I hit 30k words on the manuscript I started in early October. I wonder if it's coming along so fast because I'm channeling all my caustic, sarcastic, lizard-tongued teen years into this character. Sometimes healing comes in the form of unbridled sass.

Straight hair pro: Running your hands through it, pulling it up into a ponytail, then letting it all fall back down around your shoulders. Curly hair pro: Pull a curl down...let it go...sproing!

Yesterday morning, my step-dad sent me a text with a photo of his latest monarch butterfly chrysalis that had formed overnight. I was on my way to work and had my headphones in, so Siri read the message aloud to me. AND THEN DESCRIBED THE PHOTO! ACCURATELY! !

I just woke up from a dream where my dad had bought a combi van from Ikea and I was helpinh him put it together. It came with a "fully equipped kitchen" and that kitchen came with a meal. So while he put in the seats and stuff, I had to use Ikea instructions to chop and sautee exotic mushrooms.