guy who calls it cold slaw

@calmch0wder.bsky.social

the white shrek

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"I do not go to the cinema in the 40s to watch reality reflected back at me. I watch Bugs Bunny for the same reason the Mesopotamians sat at the feet of storytellers and listened to stories about Gilgamesh: because this guy rules." - @bransonreese.bsky.social bringing the heat

Hare Ribbin' (1944)

Bugs is chased into a lake by a Russian Poodle who speaks with a thick Russian accent; the rest of the story unfolds under water.

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It’s cool that with VAR it now only takes 20 minutes to confirm that one guy’s shoulder was one millimeter offside. Accuracy is important. Also important: respecting the efforts of guys routinely falling down like they’ve been shot with the gun from ERASER if a defender breathes too hard