I think this aged well but frankly this is better than MacKenzie Gore has ever been

Beck@zacbeck.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I hope everyone is prepared for Kyle Harrison to go MacKenzie Gore Mode

Setting the Unisex Bernie Brewer Milwaukee Brewers Officially Licensed Split Hem Polyester Reversible Mascot Snuggie out for Opening Day tomorrow

Aaron Judge, author of a few of the greatest seasons by a right-handed hitter of all time, is on pace for the worst season by a hitter of any handedness of all time

On-field interviews are never necessary and the picture-in-picture is even worse, make it stop

I hope everyone is prepared for Kyle Harrison to go MacKenzie Gore Mode

When Burnes was shipped out, Milwaukee went from 92 wins… to 93, to 97. The outlook for 2027-2030 is exceptionally bright. This is how the Brewers have operated since Doug Melvin vacated the GM role!

Congratulations to Brian Cashman on outbidding Brian Cashman

On J-15 eve, we did a First-Year Player Mock Draft on the @rotowire.bsky.social Prospect Pod! Draft order 1 @zacbeck.bsky.social 2 @sonny108.bsky.social 3 Me 4 Ross Jensen 5 @jessesevere.bsky.social 6 @dynastypickups.bsky.social 🎧 www.pod.link/838315493/ep... 📺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yYD...

Yoshinobu Yamamoto is a bad motherfucker

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night

As we’re force-fed commercials for insurance and financial services it feels like a good time to remind everyone they could use those dollars to pass value back to their consumers but actively decide marketing is a better use

Daylight savings tonight I could do a couple dozen innings

IF MY WIFE SCOLDS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE TV I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

One of the beautiful things about baseball is you cannot simply run out the clock

I struggle to recall an in-game interview I found particularly insightful, and the managers clearly don't want to be interviewed while trying to navigate an extremely important game, which leaves me to be believe the only beneficiaries are the broadcast companies

Wrobleski getting hit by a comebacker immediately after that exchange is irrefutable proof we're living in a simulation

Me, indignantly after hitting someone with my car: what the fuck are you talking about I'm not trying to hit you

Asking Dave Roberts about that home run just moments after Bo finished rounding the bases is diabolical work

It's a good thing they walked Vladdy. He might have homered in that situation, which would have been backbreaking

The Blue Jays vs. the basepaths is a battle of titans

Padres are gonna trade for Will Klein and make him a starter

My performance in the office tomorrow

JOE DAVIS: here’s Ernie Clement to open the top of the 33rd JOHN SMOLTZ: that Alejandro Kirk sure is portly ain’t he JOE DAVIS: Ben Rortvedt’s 116th pitch misses low JOHN SMOLTZ: it’s the little legs that slow him down

Enrique Bradfield Jr. has done it again, this time robbing Kevin McGonigle of extra bases with a leaping grab at the wall in right-center. I’m not sure I’ve seen a better defensive week in center field.

Josh Naylor leading with his dome feels on-brand

Posting here before the bad place, the most impressive performances I’ve seen in the AFL so far: Enrique Bradfield Jr — posted a season-high max exit this week Luis De León — best start of the week, easy clean delivery Walker Janek — 7 RBI on Fri, two tanks this week Esmerlyn Valdez — duh

"Are the Dodgers good at player development" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

From @chrisclegg.bsky.social and @zacbeck.bsky.social AFL newsletter. Bradfield showed all the tools yesterday while continuing to post career-best exit velocities in the AFL.

I have to imagine asking an umpire what a check swing is would sound a lot like the Supreme Court on pornography: it’s hard to define but I know it when I see it