tom whistom

@tomwhistom.bsky.social

comedian sometimes sometimes more

Problematic director list: – Spielberg (abused dinosaurs) – Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar) – Villeneuve (French Canadian)

Yet another Champs-Elysses bit? How many can he hold in one hand?!

The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS)@theacms.bsky.social · 2y ago

#ACMS 📅09/12/24 🕣19:30 🏰The Phoenix, London 🎟️£6/£8 in advance from wegottickets.com/event/639737/ 🎅hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with e.g. @steffanalun.bsky.social, panto guests @vixleyton.bsky.social & @alwinsol.bsky.social, AND MORE 🎁free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us yr names

The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS)
The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus
Monday 9th December, 7:30pm-10:40ish
with Thom Tuck, AN ACTUAL PANTO, and a wild plenitude of excellent guests: Ciaran Chillingworth, Ellen Turnill Montoya, Jen Zheng, Kathy Rivett, Laurence Tuck, Nathalie Fenwick, Steffan Alun, and panto excitement from Alexander Bennett, Alwin Solanky, Charlie Miller, Leslie Ewing-Burgesse, Tom Whiston, and Vix Leyton
£6/8 from wegot tickets.com
£10 at the gig, doors open 7pm
noblefailure.org

berlin brandenberg airport terminal 2 specifically this skeet is for you: 👎👎👎 boo berlin brandenberg airport terminal 2 👎👎👊🥊👎 u suck no one i know likes u 👎👎👎💨👊🥊 ur empty and lifeless and wrong 👎👎

positive social media!!!! (he says, logging back on here for the first time in over a year, proof that the diet didn’t work but eating as bad as he was was unsustainable so here he is, back on the carrot juice, and it doesn’t taste much better but at least this time his attitude is slightly better)