What do you want to be for Halloween? Kid 3: PASTA! BC EVERYBODY LOVES PASTA!
JP
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Bumbling dad. Rah Virginia Mil, Hotty Toddy, Go Jackets.
good news: I have a peacock acct so I can watch the Cubs bad news: I didn't know I had a peacock acct - how long have I been paying for this??
not a scary movie guy. been watching scary movies after sunset lately like an idiot. I know how this turns out
bro it's 9pm and this is fall league rec ball and I got work to finish and the bus comes at 6:40... can practice end already?
got new brakes on the car today. whew buddy didn't realize how bad the old ones had gotten until I drove home
maybe always been this way but the blue tone of this slow horses season is cranked to 11 distracting
Me, on vacation: asleep by 9pm Me, at home needing to get the kids up early for school followed by a buncha work: wide awake after midnight
This afternoon Kid 1 was stressed that we were running late for practice Me to Kid 1: we Gucci babe, hundo p Her:
Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.
ALT: Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.
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if you get a chance to meet up with a good bud from HS for a ballgame in a city neither of you live in...do it. Couldn't be better.
Twisted my ankle like a doofus on some uneven sidewalk a couple hrs ago. Didn't feel great but we kept on trucking. Now about 3x normal size. Very cool.
Dude at airport today went through security with no bags but one (1) kettlebell. You think you've seen it all ..
Not sure how I lived without these little packing bags that organize stuff in the larger bag.
Lasso s4 haters can shut it. It's good. Who cares if it's not revelatory? Just nice to have some of the gang back together with some interesting new pieces.
btw I thought I booked the rental car for our party of 7 for less than a week out but turns out I didn't and strap in bc we're about to find out how screwed am I
gonna pivot to posting engagement bait and replying "yesss" and it's gonna do numbers