heckin paigerino
@paige.gorp.dog
low-tier bleeding heart transsexual dog 🔞22yo
this is an old render from june with an older version of the pipe model before a lot of big improvements BUT pipe smooching
Postcards of week past! The Dogbox Omega team of @paige.gorp.dog and @brufroggy.bsky.social left Road America with a P6 and our oval driver @yourpilotjewel.bsky.social nabs a top 5 with a P4 in her first go of the Brickyard 400!
I actually don't mind having to wash the dishes. what I don't like is the fact that the rest of the world around the dishes leaves me neither the time nor energy to do them, then expects me to do them anyway. in a kinder world, I would like to do the dishes.
when the udder is inconveniently large
yellow thing@sofmallow.bsky.social · last mo.dont care + my udder wobbles when i walk
surprise of the week: it turns out I'm actually really good at blowjobs
Also of course Caine is a bottom. Bro bagged an entire celestial body, he wants that gravity to weigh him down if you know what I’m SAYING
I'm developing a theory people who actively detest the nissan gtr-lm nismo and are glad it failed are, more often than not, nazis like oh, you hate the car because of its unique and novel concept that you don't personally like? interesting; what's your opinion on minorities
transfem-coded cars: -ac cobra -volkswagen xl sport -ferrari 550 gt1 -chevrolet corvette c8
I already have a pretty long tongue but I wish it was a lot bigger. like I want it to be spilling out of my mouth every time I speak
Not to be a fun hating wokescold or anything but I genuinely forgot about Forza Horizon 6 dropping soon because Xbox is still on the BDS list and the amount of people I know playing it is making me feel like I'm the weird one for caring this much-
Hey, if you work in and around Indycar and want to give us a scoop, the email is TranGirlismo@gmail.com, we of course keep sources confidential. I have a weird gut feeling that this race is falling apart and would love to bounce thoughts off other folks
victoria scott@victoriascott.bsky.social · 3mo agoIndycar announcing they're going to switch to raffle-based tickets for the Freedom250 Grand Prix of Washington D.C. and they're not announcing who "wins" their tickets until *June Fucking Seventh* really uh. that kind of puts a wrinkle in my plans
Next commission idea: Trans Gex and Bubsy painting each other’s toenails And one of them is pregnant
nice thing about working with a bunch of boomers is that they all think I'm inextricably hilarious
I'm going to cry this fight took me multiple tries
{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦}@viomarks.bsky.social · 3mo agohave you ever seen someone so bad at a video game that you're genuinely baffled? i'm watching a friend play through deltarune for the first time and she was on the brink of losing to this fight with 15 seconds on the clock
ngl it's going to be a miracle if I make it to the end of the year
just got challenged to take my friend's built mitsubishi eclipse to a track day in order to race another friend in her built turbo foxbody bless my stupid baka life
see this crippling depression is simply missing the roguelike elements that enhance replayability; that's why I'm having such a terrible time