you can't be fucking se–– the hell do you expect to find probing about in my mind again that you couldn't find the other five times you tried? can y' jus––… gimme a minute first. let me speak to… yes, privately. thank you.
kowalski ndidi, esq.
@profthemis.bsky.social
criminal defence, indigent defence, appellate & post-conviction, civil litigation. mom. inconsistent trainer. my posts are not and will never be legal advice. { NC-17 }
[ ndidi looks at her unsent message and sighs. she braces herself. ]
@cassieisaacs.bsky.social 📲 i've been mulling over how i ought to describe what kept me from responding. 📲 how much i should tell you and if i even should at all. 📲 there's no other way for me to describe it without underselling its severity.
"Pink is all well and good, I suppose, but I think I'll cover you in the color of Bede!" #POKEMONRP X #PTRP X #MVRP
i get the sense i've forgotten do do something very important.
I've been dumped by more 10s than most people ever date.
@lediablerose.bsky.social 📲 here's your reminder: we'll meet tomorrow evening at 18:30. ring the doorbell and i'll buzz you in. despite my best efforts, i couldn't have the building manager deactivate the elevator just for you, so ride it to the eighth floor.
If I were turned into a Pokémon against my will, I'd simply turn back into a human again. Who has time for all that?
i've recently taken up writing love poems to a friend.
it's always a rough adjustment to move on from something you invested a decade into, but this is my last semester teaching.
i've lost my glasses — and somehow in my own house — so i've been wearing sunglasses to the office all week.
my sneasel gets so pissed at me when i take a bath like it's any of her business.
even after archive of our unown has gone down and in spite of wattrelpad's fade into obscurity, my students still refuse to do the reading. rather, what more than half of them have chosen to do is porygenerate the answers to the discussion questions i assign.
i have to wonder if people ever tire of doing hagiography for champion-level pokémon trainers.
laylily If you ever think your friends are your ops, please know @bvgeiisha.bsky.social let me get VERY FAR in a conversation with her letting me continuously claim Rayquaza was inhabiting Chiyo, not Deoxys. Just let me keep making that mistake, only to finally correct me a whole half hour later.
i have no tolerance for situationships and "useless lesbians" and my love life is better off for it. i pray i never have to entangle myself with avoidant women who are deeply averse to experiencing any adult discomfort or having difficult conversations.
it doesn't bring me any joy to admit "livin' la vida litigious" is one of the greatest headlines anyone has written about me.
i'm not throwing my hat into any rings, i just love the pokémon presently on my team.