mm. and might i ask how long it is that you've been living in america, ms. mocha? because i spent the first three years of my life in orre — i'm definitely not american after having lived in johto for 30-something years.

𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒐𝒏-𝑻𝒊𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 𝑴𝒐𝒄𝒉𝒂 ☕@tacticalpivot.bsky.social · 2w ago

Excuse you. I'm from Hoenn. I'm Hoennian when it's convenient. I just don't go back because that's where my family is and where people know my name.

johto is the best region.

today's mathematics: understanding cipher all being born to understanding 30.08.2026

@galarianvenom.bsky.social good evening, ms. kushani. i'm sure you're familiar with my latest client. i've been entrusted with ms. courtney's legal defence and i'd like to ask if you'd—if the need for this arises—be willing to go on record evaluating her service to you.

i let my sneasel sniff the produce when i get back from the grocery store so she can feel like she's accomplished something.

I wish I was short. You guys all look like you're having fun while I have to tell everyone how the weather is. It's slightly cloudy.

riding a rapidash and i think he might be an aquarius because he's getting on my fucking nerves. nasty ass attitude.

what.

i'm not even angry. what a way to test out a new strategy at the eleventh hour. it's ms. fujibayashi and mirage, who've taken damage only from being caught in the radius of their own attack versus saint-michel, with no sandstorm, no way to restore themself, and no mega evolution.

if that elite four chokes a 1v3, i'm going to die laughing.

a fire extinguisher.

L.V. Saint-Michel@fissuretactics.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Saint-Michel grips a fire extinguisher and throws it at Chiyo from her blindspot. When Guillotine, expectantly, drives his good claw through it, Uzu seizes the opportunity to strike at the chinks in the Scizor' armour, rising from the earth to pierce through the fractures he had drilled into him.

canari's been in unova for some kinda streamer event thing, but she sent me this picture this morning (at like... 3AM?)!

watching the odds for that elite four beating ms. fujibayashi plummet in real time as i have 1,000,000 on them.

i don't trust a cohort of twenty sixteen-year-olds with "confessions of a mask" and it worries me to see how insistent my superiors are on this. it feels like this is an argument we have every fucking trimester.

it's time for another day of having to argue with administration on why teenage boys shouldn't be assigned anything authored by mishima yukio.

waow. she's a professor now.

today's mathematics: power refinement 05.08.2026

skin crawling.

ndidi kowalski, esq.@profthemis.bsky.social · 2mo ago

#nw.

#nw.

one of my favourite things to do after my students finish reading a book is to show them the film adaptation and have them identify what the director's reasoning might have been for removing or truncating these elements of the original story.

if you knew how many people win when i win, you'd understand my ambition was never greed. do the knowledge.

when i get too many ads for gambling and ai in a row, i start to wonder if death is better than this.

my sneasel just stuck her disgusting claw in my coffee and yelped because it was too hot like girl now both our mornings are ruined.

i used to be an identical twin. i like to tell him he should transition so we can keep it going into our forties.

i don't know who needs to hear this, but follow your heart. slut it up. get those pants. get that top. get that skirt. it's your body.

today's mathematics: wisdom understanding all being born to power refinement 23.07.2026

stop complaining to me about your man if you're not ready to hear me break down exactly how you should leave him.

calm before the storm 🪽 * ·˚