Matilda Flapweezer
@mattieflap.bsky.social
Headmistress at the House of Wangs. Married. Mom. Multi-faceted. Pittsburgh dweller and anything but normal. She/her.
I don’t mean to brag but I made perfect bacon with our breakfast this morning.
Who has two thumbs and saw life size X-wing and Tie fighter? This gal.
All of my birds have made it home to the nest and all cars are where they belong. Construction continues at 7:21 pm.
Matilda Flapweezer@mattieflap.bsky.social · 4d agoIf you live on the west side of Pittsburgh, avoid the Crafton/Ingram area at all costs. Every road is under construction and you cannot escape. If you manage to escape, you cannot get home again. Good luck.
Is mercury in retrograde? Are we under some kind of planetary alignment? Did the simulation get messed with? Today has been STUPID in almost every way.
If you live on the west side of Pittsburgh, avoid the Crafton/Ingram area at all costs. Every road is under construction and you cannot escape. If you manage to escape, you cannot get home again. Good luck.
Yet another set of Christian influencers arrested for abusing their kid - the dad for not being able to keep it in his pants, the Mom for knowing and doing nothing. It’s a cult. It’s just a fucking cult. And every cult ends with sexual abuse.
Is it just me or do his facial features look too small for the size of his head? Just me?
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 5d agoI think we know what this means
Always and forever, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. The finale of that show enrages me to this day.
Nev Fountain@nevfountain.bsky.social · last wk.What TV show got so bad it effectively destroyed your appreciation for the show when it was was good?
If you think gas and food are expensive, try mailing something at USPS. Goddamn.
Y’all would not believe what a PITA it is to source an 8in x 8in pressure treated beam. Good gravy.
Wordle 1,931 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I know it took 4 guesses but I’m kind of proud of this one.
There was a lot of damn roadkill to dodge on the road today. WTF.
“Perhaps you should have looked at it more carefully” is Minnesotan for “you’re a repugnant, incompetent idiot but thank you for displaying it in front of god and everyone”.
My neighbor’s oak tree is starting to put on a show.
Strands #940 “Have a heart” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 This was hella easy for me. 🤣🤣
My child BUILT a random number generator (1-6) in his digital electronics class. High school is way cooler than when I went to school 30-mumble years ago at a tiny Catholic school.
Muting keywords is saving my ass from Neagley spoilers. I finally had to mute the word after the second time I had ran across info I didn’t want. Who knew that would be the show that was hard to avoid spoilers for?
Sunday zen: the falls on the Pawtuxet, Pawtuxet Village, Cranston/Warwick Rhode Island
Wordle 1,926 2/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I have absolutely no clue how that happened. I’m barely awake.
I’m so addled I left my phone at the diner this morning. Chris has to go back and get it. 😑
Matilda Flapweezer@mattieflap.bsky.social · 2w agoFlu vax ✅ Covid Vax ✅
Happy Friday to all who celebrate! I'm manifesting fall weather with this bouquet of zinnias in a bright fall palette.
Wordle 1,924 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 … I have no clue how that happened.