Look at them separate the dye pack.

I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.

Hell yeah we survived Chesky. 2-0 KU

KU got chesky’d. Amazing

If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.

There’s a “pro-data center party” taking place in D.C. right now, with a generative AI photo booth, AI themed cocktails

This is an appreciation post for Vanessa DiBenardo’s back heel pass/assist. 👏🏽

Hopkins hat trick, just what was on everyone’s bingo card

And if that’s a penalty as called how is it not a red. Dogso much ?

Also ball don’t lie simply does not apply here, the current don’t have a single soul on the team that can hit a penalty. Chawinga coulda been dismembered on the field for that penalty and they woulda missed the kick

And I’m seeing is that people think temwa should be allowed to get grabbed from behind in the box with no foul called? Interesting

Heaps special there. Run in front of someone, fall over and then cry about it

Glad Lorena got a good save after she should have gotten something on the heaps goal IMHO

Captained the wrong Gotham player in fantasy, feels bad man

The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

Eli Valley@elivalley.bsky.social · 6d ago

Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:

Susan Collins your time at the gallows has been moved up, please text Accept to confirm new appointment

The wire eastbound gemstones lost halt and catch mad men the office boardwalk empire 30 rock

Big brother is such an insane show. We got everyone cheering for someone that hasn’t done a god damn thing all season, because the other 3 are such repellant champs

Following Logan Paul's Pentagon cameo, diplomatic cable leaked to me touts admin's work with Nicki Minaj "to combat the persecution of Christians” and Tim Tebow’s efforts “to end child trafficking": www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-full-...

Leak: Full Metal Jackasses

Logan Paul’s Pentagon cameo follows Nicki Minaj, Tim Tebow UN stunts

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We gotta execute everyone involved with maga. It’s the only way to cleanse the nation. Most haven’t come to grips with this

They literally changed the rules of the game because he got injured. I never want to hear him saying “that’s NFL football”

dplugin@dplugin.bsky.social · last wk.

TB12, the most protected player in the history of the game, glorifying helmet-to-helmet shit.

It’s actually fine that she got a red cuz she’s been bad. But also we get to replace her with the u20er coming back, who, you guessed it, has also been bad this season

Seems obvious the team would come out not giving a fucking shit about the rest of the season after the Vlatko bullshit

How about no more KU and Current matches on the same day to ruin my day kthnxbye

Chawinga not even getting a shot off there? I’m done for the night have fun

Sell the team

I preferred when it was enjoyable to watch my team

I love the times this season where the ball falls to Hopkins in the box and she biffs a sure goal that every single other attacking option on the team would bury