Water sausage plays us a tune on his magical wind pipes.
Mischief Otter, The Energizer Bottom
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33/M/Gay/Taken Lutrine Goober Extraordinaire, at your service 🦦 Furry, shitposter, gamer, and exercise enthusiast 18+, no minors allowed
Anybody here have much experience using Strava? Trying to do a better job of A) plotting varied routes with more or less exact distance and B) tracking KPI’s, wondering if the subscription is worth it
It is hump day folks You already know what’s up
Oh we are pressing all the wrong otter buttons today 🚬 🦦
Lot of Looney Tunes yaoi on the tl tonight boys we eatin good
Journalists are not your friends, kids. If making you look stupid advances their message and gets them paid, they’re gonna sell you up the river in a heartbeat 😎 👉👉
Hiro!@a-dragon-from.space · last mo.Hey, critters. The media's interested in furries again. As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press: If a journalist approaches you, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUC
Running 5k is all fun and games until a t storm rolls in and you revert to your feral form
Kicked out of Red Lobster again smdh
Megaplex is always such a fun con, super happy I got to spend the weekend making memories with so many awesome animal peoples. Sad it’s over, but stoked for next time!!
Shigu Otter Wrapped in a Blanket
ALT: Shigu Otter Wrapped in a Blanket
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Eurofurence is upon us next week so that means it's Artshow time ✨! Here's my little art thread for all of the work I'll be displaying. Here's the first: 'The Colour Cyan', A3, Gouache and Prisma Pencil
Let's talk about fish Can we talk about fish. Of course we can. They think they're better than me. How dare they. #otter
Run wild Run free Run like you drank four liters of beer and have to go pee
Sakthi Otter Running on Bridge
ALT: Sakthi Otter Running on Bridge
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I'm not hard, you're hard! (Okay, fuck, I'm hard, whatever...) --- A YCH piece featuring our new jackalope buddy, Jack (original name, I know), and our good friend, @wlvrn.dad! Thank you thank you again dude! :)
Gonna open a bakery for swingers and call it Fuck Around and Fondant
Hi hello I’m going down to Main for a little romp, will have on my red lobster shirt Can give uppies and hugs
When the erection is longer than 4 hours
Ok well I’ve reached “Daddy” territory so there you have it
I’ll be at FWA 🚨 If you see me DO ✅ come talk ✅ give me consensual scritches ✅ feed me fish ✅ let me jingle your keys DON’T ❌ grope ❌ call me a beaver ❌ be The Joker >:( ❌ not let me jingle your keys
Well chat, I definitely tanked my K/D last night. Playing with a stuffed rudder makes it hard to focus if you know what I mean 🍆🍑💦🕹️
