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The life and times of Steve the otter...
Steve is meant to be at work, but he's still refusing to leave the pub beer garden.... Any ideas?
![A dark-background digital meme showing a text conversation between God and an otter named Steve.
Text in image:
God: you’re an otter.
Steve: yay!
God: you’re my cutest creation.
Steve: double yay!
God: the humans are gonna need you.
Steve: why?
God: when they feel sad you’ll remind them life isn’t all bad.
Steve: [determined whisper] i’ll do my best to make the world a better place.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7h7pj7ckx6pfntbupdymo6fz/bafkreihjpkusetwo57znmcpz6eh72t6zcrgy4fa6u6bfb3kqtol6thlwjm)
Getting Steve home from the pub is a never ending struggle...
Thanks for letting us know, Steve. I don't know what we'd do without experts like you.
I'm not sure that is quite fair on everyone else, is it, Steve?
Steve is busy contemplating his shenanigans for the day.
Steve is begging the pub landlord to let him in despite the bar tab. It's not happening, Steve.
BREAKING NEWS: Small otter does very important small otter activities.
Steve’s _really_ committed to his fitness routine... 🦦🥞 #FitnessGoals
Wrap up warm if you're going to the pub. We're not all as well designed as Steve...
BREAKING NEWS: This otter stayed out late last night.
