Apologies for my delinquency; I still remain ☝️ crippled and my social media skills are hampered 🤣 .... here is your #limereport Enjoy.
TURNIP.🏳️🌈
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🐙 Be kind. Wear PINK. Rinse. Repeat. 🍁 Neurospicy Canadian queerdo into everything from 🍆 to pew-pew—and all the sparkly bits in between. Tap that link & help us turnip the love. 🏳️🌈
@hauntcub.bsky.social Last night versus this morning #airquality #Toronto #forestfires #elbowsup #besafe
Controversy is not an itinerary. Queer travellers deserve safety, clarity, and joy — not a luxury brand acting shocked when a hostile state does hostile-state things. #queertravel #lgbtqrights #turnipstyle
Had a chat with a really 🔥 dude about protein powder whilst I was at the chemist - wonder if he got the message 🤣🤣
Allowing tenants to install their own AC — and pay the power bill themselves — is not a solution to landlord neglect. That is a workaround..
In the linguistic justice system, polite language is represented by two separate yet equally exhausted groups: the people who asked nicely, and the people who are done asking. These are their fucking stories. turnipstyle.com/2026/when-po... #profanity #language #communication
I survived .... donate please! If I reach my goal I'll eat another banana! #priderun raceroster.com/events/2026/...
Welcome to this edition of #TheLimeReport for the #BFO Produce Index. The limes are 69'ing, the lemons are spooning and the orgy of limes is still a fiver.
Last night whilst at O'Grady's I saw a gentleman that had a hams for calf muscles. 👀 😳 I shit ya not - they were huge and cut 🤤🤤 Sir, you flooded my basement 🥵
The "repairs" they have been doing on the garbage room here are not working. The whole building smells like hot socks and wet garbage. 🤢
If Han Solo thaws out ass-first, what happens beyond the curtain is between him, the soap dish and Pride. HAPPY PRIDE 🏳️🌈 #pride (Company is coming to visit. Guess what's on the other side) 😉🤭
