i referenced the best dril tweet today and the customer 1. didn't get it and 2. decided not to purchase the candle i had opened with my delicate lesbian touch

i was just talking about watching music videos on saturday mornings on mtv and i felt ten hairs turn white

"10 things i hate about you" is not enemies-to-lovers or fake dating!!!!!!!! she's difficult, not his enemy!!!!! he's being paid to date her and she doesn't know, it's not fake dating if one of them thinks it's real!!!! learn your tropes!!!!!!!!!! they have rules!!!!!!!

the kids might be alright but the elderly aren't

the candy man in willy wonka is the biggest asshole of the movie. he lets all the rich kids treat his store like an all-you-can eat buffet and charlie's broke ass has to sit outside and watch. ROTTED.

god heard my prayers and that's why barbie in the nutcracker is going to be on netflix september 14th

not to be dramatic but it's been a hard couple of months

This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.

it's so crazy when you find out at work because a customer told you and then you start sobbing

i'm seen teenage sex & death at camp miasma twice and i think i could watch it every day and still want to watch it more

she's helping me work

this is what life is all about

i'm a homeowner

a maintenance guy in my apartment today asked me where my husband was after spending two hours repairing the window frame.

you can watch halloweentown whenever you want!!! do not let anyone tell you otherwise!!! they are LYING!!!

i'm reactivating my account to say i found a first edition copy of "the long winter" at giovanni's room in philly and they gave me 50% off because the book was there so long and no one wanted it

squad!!!!

hey re: world historic events, just let me know if somethin changes. i'm not interested in stuff that almost happened or whatever. im busy

the world is so beautiful. you can just go to a baseball game. you buy a ticket and you get to sit and watch it.

just finished sunrise on the reaping and literally what the fuck

i face discrimination every day because return of the jedi is my favorite star wars movie and it sucks so bad.

my brother and i watched star wars all the time as kids and one of childhood memories is my mom explaining cauterization to us when we kept asking why none of the hands cut off by lightsabers bled.

wait han and leia are why i'm so into historical romances. i'm having an epiphany.

annoyances-to-lovers supremacy

texts from your borderline unemployed friend on a wednesday

when my drunk ass acts up in public and my friend has to get me home after i eat shit at the bar

i got my tickets for my annual orville peck concert. it will be the sixth time seeing him. god bless.