deciding to go to restaurants based on whichever has the more fucked up the website >>>
changing into an identical shirt and pants combo to conceal when im at maximum freshness power
300 followers: i am the modern day publius. my posts on bluesky will be preserved and debated by philosophers and political scientists for generations to come 30,000 followers: doing my geralt of rivia as a troubled teen mom bit again
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
all the good drug names are taken.. thats why im on woebetidesma
(Mambo No. 5 voice) Wifey 35
headlines now are just like “did the FCC chair violate ethics by letting the CEO of Paramount give him huge bags of cash labeled with dollar signs during merger?” and “RFK said explosive diarrhea is normal and measles aren’t real. We fact check some of his statements“
im blocking any news outlet that "reports" (or is it sponcon?) on gamblers' behavior in singular gambling app as predictive of news
i fell out of the ugly tree and missed every single branch. they put me back in the tree because impacting the ground made me too beautiful
Jigsaw: I would like to play a game all you have to do is use the correct light switches first try. You’ve lived here for years this shouldn’t be this hard Me: I’ll wait for the tnt to go off if that’s ok with you
Hummingbird Feels Like Fucking Idiot After Seeing Other Bird Gliding https://theonion.com/hummingbird-feels-like-fucking-idiot-after-seeing-other-bird-gliding/
every night i pray that if i go crazy it's not the kind that makes me do a social media rant
Arkansas is making librarianship illegal again katv.com/news/local/f...
Federal appeals court allows Arkansas to enforce library law on obscene materials
Arkansas can now enforce a 2023 law intended to limit minors' access to obscene materials at public libraries and allow patrons to challenge materials in libra
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ok I was supposed to do this tomorrow at noon (and I will be posting a couple more items tomorrow morning) but I am so excited and can’t wait any longer. I’ve been hard at work making 50 new things — ceramics & paintings— and they are readdyyy. Come n get your hot, fresh art at MaddieMadrigal.com
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
