Experimental post: The Duality of Whacka In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism.

I shouldn't have to go to work tomorrow because of "too depressed"

am I back on my movie shit? I think I'm back on my movie shit just watched: yup that's a good one

the person cashing me out at Trader Joe's was like "I feel like I know you from somewhere" so I told her yeah, I think so, probably from me coming into Trader Joes

now I do believe that people in places with bad internet should, as a wild hypothetical, be able to listen to the second disc of the deluxe edition of Pavement's worst album, but man I do not want to be unable to close slsk for like 10 hours while that person downloads it from me

In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".

Amanita Design 🔧@amanita-design.net · 4d ago

Seventeen years later… The time has come for Machinarium 2 🦾🔧 Wishlist NOW on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1619280/...

Dressmaker is a masterpiece.

i just really fucking LOVE retro games by which I of course mean vibe-coded de-/recomps that buff out every little thing that "didn't age well" or "needed QOL improvements". i'm so happy that every game has one now so I can finally play them on my computer!

they call me mr. went to the park

you ever notice that even across disciplines whenever a "name" gets excited about this shit it's always some old washed up mother fucker(s) that doesnt wanna make things anymore but does wanna collect a check for an idea they had 40 years ago

Time Extension@timeextension.com · 7d ago

"If I Didn't Have These Powerful Tools, I Wouldn't Do It at All" - The Oliver Twins Explain Why They're Dizzy About GenAI

well, I have been banned from twitch for displaying this cover art lol

it's been pretty tolerable over the summer but I guess now that the nights are getting cooler I must once again tolerate living in an apartment filled with the smell of my downstairs neighbors cigarettes. i would like to kill myself

direct threats sure but saying Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg *deserve* to die is just like. an incontrovertible truth. the absolute weakest statement you can make about those guys

Aura/Moom@moomanibe.bsky.social · last wk.

They suspended fucking Bruno Dias? Coward shit

some guy zipped around me way over the speed limit and just as quickly as the words "stupid prick" could enter my brain his muffler broke off. felt powerful

dropped a coffee on my dick and balls and now it looks like I have pissed myself at work

thank you, movies (it was good)

getting ready to see the history of concrete

I was looking at the cats on the SPCA site and going "hmmm" 🤔 but idk

The History of Concrete is playing in the cool old theatre over here so maybe that will be my tomorrow night plan

accidentally fell asleep instead

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The Body is playing a $5(!!) show approx. 45 minutes from here and I very much want to go but idk that I can push through the work-exhaustion to do it

there is absolutely no way that Eminem verse everyone is sharing is real. If I'm wrong I'll shut the fuck up forever

The Body is playing a $5(!!) show approx. 45 minutes from here and I very much want to go but idk that I can push through the work-exhaustion to do it

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN

It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.

cnn.com

I think instead of going to work tomorrow I am going to cut my head off with a handsaw

it is impossible to overstate how much better the world would be as a direct result of permanently banning all frats

gonna delete that post about wanting someone to do something to a guy who smells bad, not because I particularly care about getting banned from here, but instead that I don't need any of his fans finding it

in one of those moods where I'm just really annoyed at everyone, every bit of discourse, etc. a person with a strong resolve would use this as an opportunity to go offline, but not me. I will instead simply get worse

bread is bad for ducks