"Hello, is that the business card making shop? It is? Good? We have a new review we'd like on the back of our cards? Can you do that? You can? Oh good! Our name? It's C.E.EFAUX"
Mike J@culpablynegligent.bsky.social · 6h agoFuckin bravo 🤣🤣🤣
CEEFAUX
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The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
Mike J@culpablynegligent.bsky.social · 6h ago
And bringing our CEEFAUX Gangsta Rap day to a welcome end, here's our last one. Thank you if you liked or commented or even if you just stared and shook your head in utter disgust, that's ok because THAT'S WHAT ART IS ABOUT.
Despite the general lack of interest, it's STILL Gangsta Rap day on CEEFAUX.
We're putting this review on our posters.
aidThompsin (live, fridays @ 19:30)@aidthompsin.bsky.social · 12h agoHah
We never made it past the audition stage (twice) for #onlyconnect sadly :( @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social
TERRIFYING CHILDHOOD TRAUMA UNLOCKED (not Peter Duncan, to be clear)
Bryann Thomas@bryannthomas.bsky.social · 2d agoPeter Duncan is having trouble with the hand driers in the gents.
We've had so much fun watching you lot respond to GODCILLA today, thanks for making us laugh it means a lot - this one in particular made us laugh like giant irradiated scouse women who refuse to give up tables that other people have booked :)
Carl Eve@carlevecrime.bsky.social · 4d ago
We knew an intern sent off to shred confidential paper. Hadn’t come back after 30mins so we went to check on her. “It won’t shred, whatever I try - do you know how to fix it?” We said “yes, the issue is that the shredder is over there and this is a photocopier” Reader, we married her (we didn’t)
Derek Robinson@twofatfeet.bsky.social · 6d agoReminds me of someone at work once who couldn’t work out why it wasn’t laminating her piece of paper, and asked me if the plastic needed refilling
Wait, does that mean Jenny Agutter had to wave her makeshift red flag standing on the on the A629 dual carriageway?
CEEFAUX was born out of @johnrain.co.uk (beard, glasses, big hair) kindly letting us do stuff on one of his excellent online things. This ace show with @atomcrowley.bsky.social (beard, no glasses, big hair) & @tpneenan.bsky.social (no beard, glasses, big hair) is ace & you should all follow & watch
The Snake Boys Show 🐍🐍🐍@snakeboysshow.bsky.social · last wk.Stephen Poliakoff's The Lost Prince 64, from the latest episode of The Snake Boys Show! We present our Essential Games Starter Pack after several hours of Poliakoff talk. Full episode: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc3X... 🐍🐍🐍 @atomcrowley.bsky.social @tpneenan.bsky.social @johnrain.co.uk
Where Holly GoLightlyOnTheKetchup meets her new neighbour as she readies to leave for her weekly visit to incarcerated mobster Sally CannedTomato.
