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The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
WARNING! RELIGIOUS PUN OVERLOAD! WARNING! (we love it really)
This may provide vicar-ious enjoyment, but pretending to have ecclesiastical rank is abbot-forming and if you're suffragen from this condition, you need to curate before you're pastor point of no return. Especially if you have prior convictions.
Thanks for all the lovely comments on this one. For us, Darkplace and Garth are absolutely top-tier. We got to see him live thanks to @mrholness.bsky.social and would heartily (bloodily ripped from the ribcage before being torn asunder t'wixt the claws of a jackal) recommend.
Your periodic reminder that CEEFAUX was spawned late one Friday night during lockdown as part of the wonderful @johnrain.co.uk & @paullitchfield.bsky.social youtube shows. Separately they are like Little &Large, but together they are like Little & Large, so go enjoy their latest wonderful nonsense!
STAR TREK: INSURRECTION with @paullitchfield.bsky.social shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...
Our lovely friends at @thepokeuk.bsky.social have only gone and made us a 'tweet of the week'. Which is just splendid. www.thepoke.com/2026/07/31/o...
Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Happy Friday, to those who get some sort of a weekend off, and commiserations to those who don’t. As ever, we’ve been trawling the nicer parts of Twitter to find funny stuff, and it’s been a good haul...
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We put this one up last Monday :(
New week, new CEEFAUX, old story