Dear KC Chiefs: Please do better. There is a little old lady that is close to throwing a conniption fit. Thank you.
Trekking along in Skyrim… well, Soulstheim, to be precise. Minding my own business. Fun fact… *wiping the fear-induced sweat from my brow, trying to act casual* Did you know that there are JUMPING FROST SPIDERS iIN THIS GAME?? JUMPING SPIDERS THAT EXPLODE WHEN THEY LAND NEAR YOU. I need a hug.
Ooooooh! I just thought of something!!! This Christmas is going to be the first one in my LIFE that I’ll be able to actually see Christmas lights properly thanks to my new eyes. *excited* If it’s anything like when I saw a prism in glass, I am in for a WILD time.
功夫熊貓：哇！驚訝與敬畏
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It is November 1st. It is officially time for me to bri g out the CHRISTMAS! (I fuckin’ TOLD y’all I was going to.)
Holly Logan: Santa Holiday Spirit Activate
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My DoorDasher is about to get to my house. Looks like it’d be just about when “Suddenly Seymour” will start to play. They’re gonna get a audible horror show. I will not stop singing along.
I’ma get all the Halloween out today so I can start Christmas IMMEDIATELY at midnight tonight. My past two Christmases were so lonely & non-existent, I don’t care if it pisses off anyone.
They poked me with needles yesterday. They said when I woke up today, my back shouldn’t hurt as much. … I kinda hate that they were right. I mean, it’s not totally better, but yeah.
Physical Therapist: “Okay, so the problem seems to be neurological…” Me: “Gee, I’ve NEVER heard THAT before…” PT: “I meant the problem’s to do with the nerves in your lower back being affected, not your brain.” Me: “Okay, THAT’S actually new. Proceed.”
About to go into physical therapy fir the first time. Scurred. Today is a “back’s not feeling so well” day.
My coworker got frustrated with a design & asked me to “do my magic” to make it work. I didn’t *want* to (bus wrap designs make me nervous), but the harder designs are my job, so I obliged… but said that if I could figure out how to do what the customer wanted & execute it, I’d deserve a cookie.
TikTok served me “Top That” from Teen Witch & now it is in my head.
I need @rpggemsuk.bsky.social to motivate me into trying Veilguard again.
*Robert Stack asking us to JJJJJJJOIN him… on an Unsolved Mysteries episode a out Anastasia* Uh… yeaaaaah… that Anna lady in the 20s was full of shit. Mystery solved.
Witness on Unsolved Mysteries; “Now, I don’t like to admit it… but I am nosy. I am a nosy neighbor. I just can’t help it. *proceeds to tattle on suspect she saw*” Well… at least she’s honest. 🤣
Went to the bathroom & there was a big boom that shook the building. I walked out, people were standing there & I throw my hands up & said, “It wasn’t me!” 🤣 (It was probably just a big drop from back in the warehouse.)
I love this pic of Lt. Jackson & my mom. He felt she needed to share 4th of July ribs. He enjoys the taste of freedom, too, y’know.
My poster fell down off my office wall & because of my bad back, I can’t pick it up. Hasaaaalp.
I had a fever dream that eventually turned into a lucid dream in which my brain meshed Star Trek with Star Wars & Disney Princesses. We were hanging out in Ten Forward & Leia wanted to prove she was “grass roots”, so when Guinan needed more waitresses, she started helping by waiting tables….
@lotrlore.bsky.social Armstrong asked for the old parody recordings to show his daughter. When I found them, I was like, “Well, THAT’S underwhelming. Lemmie do a bit extra,” & made album art for a few of them. Thought you’d want to see the one for the medley er did when you sang Les Miz:
I just set up my mom with my old iPhone since her Samsung was losing battery life within 2 hours. She’s so used to Android’s convolutedness, she’s not understanding how easy an iPone is comparatively. Thank goodness she understands how to use her iPad, so that part is easy.
These Skyrim Factions are WAY too eager to let a newcomer raise in their ranks so fast. Why aren’t more of the people who’ve been trying to work their way up the ladder the honest way more resentful of the noob just there for the vibes? #LizPlaysSkyrim
My mother told me I was full of shit when I SWORE the pancakes from the new restaurant in town literally make you feel better if you don’t feel so hot. Well, this morning she said she was severely nauseous. I had some delivered to her. Turns out, she was wrong. They ARE miracle pancakes!
🎶WHAT TIME IS IT? Skyrim time It’s my fixation!”🎶
High School Musical Jump
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Lookit what was on my desk when I came in today. 🥰
I’ve taken to shaking my cane at people who come in & want to talk to me while I’m working. They think it’s funny. They don’t realize it’s a threat.