Punlandia

@punlandia.bsky.social

I like puns.

Sometimes I tell a joke, laugh at it, think I'm the funniest person in the world, notice that nobody else is laughing, and note that I'm not just the funniest, I'm also the smartest person.

How unethical is it to walk around random neighborhoods taking pictures of other people's pets and posting them online tabloid style with lots of added drama? Like is it cool to do that to other people's pets, or only your own? And what about wild squirrels--god forbid I violate a squirrel's agency!

Guys. Guys. I just heard that for two nights in a row, a bear has been spotted only a few streets away from me. You and I both know what I must do. Tell my family I loved them, just not as much as I loved squishing the ears of a wild bear.

Ah tis the wonderful point in the year when there are white tufts floating in the air, and it's 50/50 if they are snow or pollen. Misery roulette, shivers or sneezes edition!

I apologize that I haven't posted in a long time. I was very busy playing in a checkers tournament against lava monsters. I would tell you how I placed, except that would violate the contract I signed with ESPN-Zoo.

How my final round of this go-round of Dead by Daylight's 2v8 ended. Wraith had the cutest wiggle, and ghostface's satisfied nod at the end is just adorable. I wish 2v8 lasted longer/was a permanent mode

No one in the world will care, but tonight I had my first 4 gen chase in Dead by Daylight. Escaped it, even, because two teammates came to take protection hits and decoy. I'm sure tomorrow I'll be back to my standard 7 second chases lol but for one round I was a chad

Nvidia driver update messed up my steelseries gg's ability to record funny clips of my gaming :-( (but if I roll back my Nvidia driver, one of my monitors will occasionally randomly blink out)