Punlandia

@punlandia.bsky.social

I like puns.

Dear Webpages: Stop with the popovers asking for my email address before I've even read more than the article headlines. Why would I subscribe before I know if I even like your stuff? And also why would I subscribe to someone who uses annoying popovers? Everyone knows you'll just sell the addresses

What if I picked a random super-niche corner of academia, chose a couple of scholars from it, made a bunch of sockpuppet social media accounts, and created an online alternate universe where people were OBSESSED with these superstar scholars, with the goal of tricking internet strangers into caring?

I don't visit my parents *just* so I can follow their cat around, taking pictures of her to use for memes fatshaming her, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't right up there as a visit high point.

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Sometimes I tell a joke, laugh at it, think I'm the funniest person in the world, notice that nobody else is laughing, and note that I'm not just the funniest, I'm also the smartest person.

How unethical is it to walk around random neighborhoods taking pictures of other people's pets and posting them online tabloid style with lots of added drama? Like is it cool to do that to other people's pets, or only your own? And what about wild squirrels--god forbid I violate a squirrel's agency!

Guys. Guys. I just heard that for two nights in a row, a bear has been spotted only a few streets away from me. You and I both know what I must do. Tell my family I loved them, just not as much as I loved squishing the ears of a wild bear.

Ah tis the wonderful point in the year when there are white tufts floating in the air, and it's 50/50 if they are snow or pollen. Misery roulette, shivers or sneezes edition!

I apologize that I haven't posted in a long time. I was very busy playing in a checkers tournament against lava monsters. I would tell you how I placed, except that would violate the contract I signed with ESPN-Zoo.

How my final round of this go-round of Dead by Daylight's 2v8 ended. Wraith had the cutest wiggle, and ghostface's satisfied nod at the end is just adorable. I wish 2v8 lasted longer/was a permanent mode