the fact "wbu?" autocorrects to "why?" is life's greatest danger
captain trASH - fearless hero of kick and spin
@profiterolo.bsky.social
21 - bi - they/she - posts representative of whoever you think it'd be funniest to have them represent
rewatched jurassic park for the first time in years and i could've sworn jeff goldblum's character did more? he basically just sits around in his slutty little shirt all movie
getting a tap on grindr from an account called "chub4chub" when the only picture on my profile is of my abdomen doesn't feel *great*
today's and yesterday's and the day before's albums x
can recommend hissing audibly like a cat at all this stupid shit. go ahead, do it
(tw/ body image, eating) genuinely insane to me how i can work on myself so well, then i visit family for 2 days and suddenly my body image and self esteem is right back at rock bottom. eating is gonna be so difficult for weeks now
yesterday's albums x
hell yeah!! if you're in edinburgh go see nat! saw her do a live event with @coherentcomedy.bsky.social and she fucking smashed it
nat@natyougn.bsky.social · 6mo agoEDINBURGH FRINGE 2026 Hello 👋 I will be fringing this year (!) and bringing a split bill show with my pal Sean Barnham ! It’s going to be a lot of fun and you should probably definitely come along I’d say. Here is a square of information and a blurb for you to gaze upon.
i do not care for los campesi- APRIL FOOLS
have a sincerely decent day. may you be blessed with clear and trustable communication in all your interpersonal endeavors
THE DMS WORK! i'm now expecting a huge flood of eager conversation starters or else i'll be really sad
captain trASH - fearless hero of kick and spin@profiterolo.bsky.social · last yr.can't get dms here to work because a) bluesky doesn't like my card and b) i still look 7 years old so if you need to message me you'll have to use tw*tter or instagram sorry divas x
i feel so maternal towards benson boone
yesterday's and the day before's albums x
Anybody else meet their spouse/partner on the Jeremy Renner app?
yesterday's and the day before's albums x
yesterday's and the day before's and the day before's albums x
yesterday's and the day before's and the day before's albums x
yesterday's and the day before's albums x
yesterday's and the day before's albums x
so is pitchfork just fully paywalled now?
yesterday's albums x
ok it's that time of year where i finish my new music sabbatical. please recommend me albums from 2026! literally anything, i need new music
yesterday's albums x
yesterday's albums x
yesterday's albums x
