Philip Michaels

@philipmichaels.bsky.social

This gun for hire if you need someone who can write pretty and make other people write pretty. Here, I mostly just talk about sports and movies and whatever's grinding my gears at the moment.

To the lady on her phone blocking the door into the bank, who looked put out that she had to move on my account: I'm a little grumpy due to a professional setback today so when I muttered "effin' Evita Peron here, speaking to her descamisados" under my breath, I was out of line.

update: Donald Trump just got his doctors to take a second look at Balogun for Everton and they're actually saying he's the healthiest soccer player of all time. "His muscles and bones are the strongest we've ever seen," they're saying. "We actually didn't even know tendons could be this sturdy"

The Toffee Blues@evertonnewsfeed.bsky.social · 4d ago

🚨BREAKING! - Folarin Balogun has failed his Everton medical. The deal could collapse despite Monaco and Everton reached a full agreement (Source - Fabrice Hawkins, RMC Sport)

"Restore Congress's authority on tariffs," I say to myself quietly in a doctor's waiting room. "Restore Congress's authority on tariffs," one of the other patients repeats. "RESTORE CONGRESS'S AUTHORITY ON TARIFFS," everyone in the office begins chanting as one, as we rush out into the streets.

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 5d ago

What @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social told me the House agenda will be next year if Democrats win —Reverse Trump’s Medicaid cuts —Extend expired ACA tax credits —Restore Congress’s authority on tariffs —“Decisively” end the Iran war Beyond that: “We’ve established five working groups on affordability”