I love teaching offensive linemen because what do you mean we're on a field trip and this kid just pulls a sandwich out of his pocket because he's trying not to lose any more weight during football season
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Everyone's focusing on the no PI call at the end and it was bad, but tbh the overturned interception and the no targeting on Ryan and the no facemask when they RIPPED EJ'S FUCKING HELMET OFF BY PULLING ON HIS FACEMASK were all worse
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 6d agoName a Futurama quote.
You can say "mehhhhh the playoff makes the regular season less meaningful" but frankly it's a lot better for my mental health to be able to say "oh well, got cheated and it was a nailbiter, still got our title hopes in front of us"
TIRED: Alabama is too poor to pay for a championship-quality roster WIRED: Alabama is too poor to pay for a championship-quality roster AND buy off the SEC refs
Taking every ounce of my willpower not to start fights with the Georgia fans on here
Fondly remembering the time my friend didn’t comp Kirby’s Starbucks order and the multimillionaire threw a hissy fit.
See you in December, fuckers. I hope your fucking checks clear for that one too.
That missed PI was so bad that there was a probable face mask missed on the very next play.
Absolutely cheating us out of this one. Fuck you, fuck Georgia, fuck all of this
I’m sorry, but if you miss a call so bad that ESPN even throws up the bug before checking for a flag, you should be called out from a review center in real time
Chris Fowler has screwed up names like 8 times tonight, what is going on
Georgia has way more penalties in this game and yet somehow is still being bailed out by the refs
Losers who think people care about their conferences: "the mighty SEC is a den of mediocrity!!!" Actual fans: "hahahahahaha Horns Down motherfuckers"
Michigan having a transitive victory over Ohio State at this point is tremendous
Holly posited on the Fullcast that Peyton might actually be reveling in Arch's downfall as a way of getting one over on Cooper I'm beginning to wonder if in whatever lessons he's given his nephew that he may have deliberately sabotaged his development
JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 6d agoOklahoma with a pick-six
Arch out here serving up the fattest Italian subs you've ever seen