Carter

@rtrfnd.bsky.social

he/him | Rice/Bama grad | science teacher | chaotic bisexual | 2x J! Champ | enthusiastically mediocre bassist

Every Alabama fan needs to write an apology letter to RCW because it turns out none of our other receivers can do shit without him on the field

Heupel kicking all these field goals is understandable with how his defense is playing but I'm still glad he's chickenshit enough not to go for it

Defensive linemen do that on every single play since forever and somehow Alabama has been called for it twice this season when I've never seen another team have it happen ever

IU are frauds this year but they still might pull this off because "Julian Sayin throwing to anyone not named Jeremiah Smith" is an even bigger fraud

I love teaching offensive linemen because what do you mean we're on a field trip and this kid just pulls a sandwich out of his pocket because he's trying not to lose any more weight during football season

Everyone's focusing on the no PI call at the end and it was bad, but tbh the overturned interception and the no targeting on Ryan and the no facemask when they RIPPED EJ'S FUCKING HELMET OFF BY PULLING ON HIS FACEMASK were all worse

You can say "mehhhhh the playoff makes the regular season less meaningful" but frankly it's a lot better for my mental health to be able to say "oh well, got cheated and it was a nailbiter, still got our title hopes in front of us"