Beating a Kalen DeBoer team is never worth storming the field
Dixieland Delight while storming the field after beating Bama is a good bit by the Vols
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Beating a Kalen DeBoer team is never worth storming the field
Dixieland Delight while storming the field after beating Bama is a good bit by the Vols
I can’t believe I get to bust out this @edsbs.bsky.social clip for a second year in a row
*to the tune of r*cky top* fart fart fart fart fart fart shit and fart
Gimme the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna put a hole in my fuckin skull and drift away
Every Alabama fan needs to write an apology letter to RCW because it turns out none of our other receivers can do shit without him on the field
Hugh Freeze gets fired and Auburn Jesus returns in less than two months
everything is a blessing in disguise to not have to put a statue of this mf outside bds
DeBoer every time they pan the camera to him:
Fuck Auburn every which way to Sunday but Georgia fans deserve this pain
On the bright side, my 3 month old daughter has the world's cutest smile, so I got that going for me
Hahahahaha Georgia go fuck yourselves, you whiny dickhead assholes
Fire all of the dickheads on the Alabama coaching staff and rehire JaMarcus Shepherd
Jesse Legree's 90 yd TD, he's putting up monster numbers
I'm so fucking tired of the way this staff cannot consistently coach players to not shoot themselves in the fucking balls
I see Georgia fans are mad about the other team getting lucky. Huh
Sean McDonough seems to be actively trying to jinx everyone in this game
Heupel kicking all these field goals is understandable with how his defense is playing but I'm still glad he's chickenshit enough not to go for it
Defensive linemen do that on every single play since forever and somehow Alabama has been called for it twice this season when I've never seen another team have it happen ever
IU are frauds this year but they still might pull this off because "Julian Sayin throwing to anyone not named Jeremiah Smith" is an even bigger fraud
Major "oh no I accidentally became important at work" vibes today
I love teaching offensive linemen because what do you mean we're on a field trip and this kid just pulls a sandwich out of his pocket because he's trying not to lose any more weight during football season
Everyone's focusing on the no PI call at the end and it was bad, but tbh the overturned interception and the no targeting on Ryan and the no facemask when they RIPPED EJ'S FUCKING HELMET OFF BY PULLING ON HIS FACEMASK were all worse
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
Name a Futurama quote.
You can say "mehhhhh the playoff makes the regular season less meaningful" but frankly it's a lot better for my mental health to be able to say "oh well, got cheated and it was a nailbiter, still got our title hopes in front of us"