My relationship with Jason Statham continues but I have to be honest, he doesn’t seem to listen I’m not sure he’s the right one for me

It was National Dog Day last week so here is a belated photo of our 11 year old rescue Watson We adopted him 3 months ago and here he is very proud of his personalised toy basket When you adopt a rescue you are saving two dogs - the one you take home and the one that takes its place in the shelter

I have a REALLY good feeling about Jason Statham…

When a scammer breaks character and accuses you of being a scammer 🤔😂

You know you’ve made it in life when some nasty little incel on Instagram superimposes your image onto his stomach Nice of him to choose a photo of me with the new book though #allpublicityisgoodpublicity

If I hadn’t seen him in films and interviews I’d be tempted to suggest that Liam Neeson is actually a chatbot But that would obviously be unfair

I didn’t want to have to do this publicly but it’s getting hard to hide I am the reason that Liam Neeson is no longer dating Pamela Anderson

Ben Affleck is really rude…

One of my gripes is how some (not all) media portray victims of fraud. I want to write some stories that show victims of fraud not as vulnerable idiots but as regular people, cleverly coerced. If you have been the victim of fraud and are willing to share your story, please DM me.

Long term sex pest Greg has been quiet for a while so you can imagine how my heart leapt when I received a message last night Thank goodness my love is back If anyone can counsel me on how we might better communicate, I’d be grateful It’s always so full of misunderstanding

It was kind of Collins Mc Donald to get in touch and offer his services to me as an (absolutely real and in no way a scammer - how dare you) expert in financial fraud He’d obviously become aware of my glorious romance with Keanu Reeves and mistaken it for a scam Silly man 🙄

First day recall training with our new 11 year old rescue dog Watson Please excuse the ridiculous baby voice (dog people will understand 😂) #adoptdontshop #dogstrust #rescuedog

After what seems like forever my second book, 'The Future of Fraud', is available to buy Anyone who is at all curious about fraud and scams and wants to learn about them in simple language with a bit of humour thrown in should take a look amzn.eu/d/0eExSPOG

When the definitely-real-how-dare-you-question-it James Blunt messages you from his private account, of course you reply

#BookReview #TheFutureOfFraud by Becky Holmes @deathtospinach.bsky.social 'Fraud is BIG business' Pocket-sized & engaging read i Very accessible & well-researched Read my thoughts: www.swirlandthread.com/the-future-o... Pub April 23rd w/ @melvillehouse.bsky.social Part of The Futures Series

My second book, 'The Future of Fraud', is out this week. You should DEFINITELY buy it. amzn.eu/d/01r5B4eq waterstones.com/book/the-futur…

Some of you may remember that a while ago I started a relationship with my Hollywood crush Sam Neill Things are moving forward…

The VERY real, definitely not an imposter, @lewiscapaldioffice.bsky.social has contacted me and I have to say, I thought he’d be a little more concerned about his mum…

ANNOUNCEMENT: I am 47 years old and last night I had my very first sex dream about Keanu Reeves. His performance was remarkable.

I’ve been away for a little while so you can only imagine my joy when I logged onto Instagram to see a message from long-term sex pest Greg asking me about my vagina As requested, I drew it for him But as usual, we seemed to miscommunicate and now he hasn’t replied 🙁

I’m going to be on stage at the Stratford upon Avon Literary Festival this year with journalist Kaf Okpattah If you’re around the midlands on Saturday 9th May it would be great to see you I’ll be talking about my new book and signing copies www.stratfordliteraryfestival.co.uk/events/becky...

25% off my new book ‘The Future of Fraud’? Yes please! Head to the @waterstones.bsky.social website and enter FEB26 at checkout Go on! Get on with it ffs! www.waterstones.com/book/the-fut...

Three and a half years ago, as part of the research for my first book, I logged onto Tinder searching for scammers Instead, I met this bloke He is the partner I never thought I’d be lucky enough to find And he still hasn’t asked me for an iTunes voucher!

For those of you panicking that you haven't got your other half a Valentine's Day present yet, here's an idea... Simply write "but I am" on the cover, and hey presto - a declaration of love and a bloody good book to read at the same time! amzn.eu/d/04J5ZswK

I’ve received physical copies of my second book, which has had me reading what I wrote many months ago Quite pleased with this as an introductory paragraph If you want to learn about what horrid little scammers have in store for us, preorder ‘The Future of Fraud’ right now amzn.eu/d/01srSaCx

PLOT TWIST My alter-ego Carlsberg Can John has been unmasked Someone from my Twitter feed actually messaged long-term sex pest Greg on Instagram to tell him it was me behind the account This I did NOT expect 🤯🤯🤯😂

I have a huge crush on Sam Neill so when he started messaging me on Google Chat I was thrilled I was a little shy sending him photos but he was really encouraging I wonder what’s next in this new adventure Maybe he could be THE ONE 🤞

I was a little hesitant when Jason Momoa wanted to chat My job keeps me busy and I was worried about sending a photo of myself but he seems really easy to get on with and I think he rather likes me…

Yesterday was just one of those days 🙄

Coke Can Greg has been googling So has Carlsberg Can John Two can play at that game…