johnny deformed

@bizzo.bsky.social

I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.

So if I continue to post that communism is good after the yandex hit will that convince bluewavers that communism and its adherents are an entirely separate thing from the right wing government of the Russian federation

it has been theorized that I am Inverse Normal Goth (the tiktok bit about the extremely vanilla basic guy who dresses fully goth) it was said I am "a goth born in a normal guy's body"

used to roll my eyes at people who get all googly eyed at giant women in wrestling, like gah this shit is so tedious calm down lena kross was invented to make me understand respectfully

god what do you even call a top rope lionsault a tigersault? I've only seen a tiny bit of Oku before, but as a die-hard fan of the half-crab, I will back any wrestler who restores its glory 🤼

seeing Carli Bravo get TV time and some actual offense against Swerve of all people has me feeling vindicated as hell that maybe people are seeing what I've been saying he had since dark match tag teaming 🤼

There was an old tweet like "I don't get the big deal about Ecco the Dolphin" "he's trying to find his pod you dumb bitch he's A L O N E" and I can only imagine it's long lost to bans or deletions but if anyone somehow has a screenshot, hook a dude up

"Agent" and "A.I." are aspirational marketing terms, not the direct descriptive language that should be used by reporters. These software models do not have human agency and they do not have human intelligence.