i’m so excited for tequila drunk emily to meet medicated-like-a-housewife maud at the feminist party
🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · last mo.The local taqueria gave me a free tequila shot then @maud.bsky.social gave me a Bratmobile ticket so now I’m drunk on the 82 bus in a downpour
the best part of finding vegan sprinkles at the store is not having to make vegan sprinkles from scratch
oh no all the socialists flitting around my polling place know my actual name but to me it’s just a buncha dudes with proportionally itsy-bitsy eyeglasses
is it the air and water show or are they finally done dealing with sanctuary cities
can peacock release an edit of ‘wicked’ of just the scenes with bowen yang so i don’t have to sit through it again
united healthcare just denied my prescription for a smoking cessation aid 🙃🙃🙃
i have sangria on tap in my home for the foreseeable future, i am becoming a stronger and more powerful hostess 🍷
any chicago people interested in joining our thalia hall opera box for porridge radio tomorrow?? porridge radio is almost broken up and we have space, you should join!
i’ve realized i don’t have to up any dosages, it’s just normal seasonal affective disorder and i just need a plane ticket to somewhere with flowers 💐
my calendar just informed me that inauguration day is the same day as mlk jr. day and that really doesn’t feel like great planning
wait a second, have people still been over at twitter all this time
maud amanda squiers@maud.bsky.social · 2y agoare people starting to use this for real? i’m too whelmed to see why i keep getting notifications
are people starting to use this for real? i’m too whelmed to see why i keep getting notifications
the olympic closing ceremony is fully a waking nightmare
if you don’t already think synchronized swimming is strange, jason mamoa narrated the usa team’s routine
sometimes i just put on red lipstick and stare at myself in the mirror
making a mix for a 3-year-old. considering putting some beat happening on it to give the kid enough time in their life to try to understand the beat happening
this is currently happening four doors down i believe
Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts@peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 2y agoToday is my favorite day to be on NextDoor
they’re setting off giant fireworks on /irving park road/ there are no longer laws it is the purge
entering every lollapalooza contest in hopes of getting free round trip airfare out of chicago during lolla weekend
i think i finally like john mulaney, which is annoying because his whole schtick is getting people to finally like him
i think i’ve only ever felt love and grief as the same emotion, and also in other totally unrelated news, i probably have to go back to talk therapy
some free tv streamer is playing the local news coverage of the los angeles pride parade and i’m so delighted
oh a lady’s just painting her nails on the subway car ok sure
ah crap, my mom told me a neighbor kid growing up has a restaurant in brooklyn. turns out she has a few and is a famous restaurateur type, and so the “finding out what chicago kids are up to in nyc” nightmare begins
