Just watched a video about your rights under the first amendment, and during it they said “or under Nazi Occupation” and the AI generated subtitles coughed up “or under Yahtzee occupation”. So, once again, can someone tell me why we need this bollocks generating dogshit technology?

That’s A LOT of hand jobs. I’m not sure I’m up to it. Unless I put my prices up.

Bloody hell. I used to do work for the guy who invented these. He was terrifying. “And you’ll have the amends done by this afternoon eh, wee man?” “Well, actually I have to do…” “This afternoon, eh?” “Yes. This afternoon.” If he finds out his IP is being violated, he’ll kill them.

Watching some IMF speakers on eBay. Wanted some for ages, as a) their reputation and b) never dabbled with transmission line speakers. These are rough. Missing a KEF midrange driver. They’re not selling. Or getting watchers. He keeps lowering the start price but raising shipping. Maaaaate, c’mon.

'Funny' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, but not quite as much as 'hats'.

He's got Ed Sheeran as the support act?

“Bom-de-bom tiddly-dee bom-de-bom-de-deee…a distinctively British approach to AI - wouldn’t you say, Stevens?”

Forgot to say….*clears throat*…spotted the first fully decorated Christmas tree in a house last night. Haven’t even got to Hallowe’en yet.

This morning was proper chilly and on my drive out to look at the fireplace, there were still heavy frosts everywhere at gone 9. The garden? “Yeah, whatevs”

Just tried to use Etsy but was forced to read through their expanded and infuriating AI policy update, where all the work is placed squarely on the seller to prove stuff ISN’T AI.

My nephew was beyond excited to learn that I was using his pic of me on FB and Insta as my profile image, so for my birthday he did me a framed portrait. It’s more flattering than a proper photo of me. Although, my mouth doesn’t overlap my sideburns and my hair isn’t quite so Andrew Neil.

Today’s tree pics, but with the sun coming up rather than going down for a change. Until mid November, it’s going to be ‘clear it all up one day, be greeted by this the next’. I don’t know why I take it so personally, or think that the trees have an agenda…

Having been out all of this morning, I’ve only just stuck our game on, and things are fucking terrible after barely 9 minutes. As vaguely as possible, do things improve….or….should I go and start clearing leaves?

I went out to try and land a mid century fireplace. Too expensive. Needed too much work for the price. Weirdly: guy had same car. Guy was wearing a green Barbour jacket, as was I. He’s just got back from Scotland. He’s planning on moving to Scotland. He buys and sells mid century modern furniture.

I’d rather have no hits. And not have to suffer this awful production. #totp

We so nearly had a SAW-free episode #totp

How did one end up with ‘too much’ hair, while the others got ‘not enough’ hair? #totp

Raybusters Parkerbusters Jr #totp

I can’t imagine anything Simon Bates might say that would make people smile. Other than, “I’ve started the car in the garage and I’m fetching the hose pipes” #totp

Ooooh. We’re being spoiled. #totp

I’d simply write this in a register that I could sing… #totp

Beautiful harmonizing. *slow turn to look outside* #totp

Don’t play Little Lies. Don’t. I hate it more than life itself. Oh phew. It’s Admiral Tongue. #totp

Did he say Bigfoot Simes? Is that a reference to something? Does Simon Bates have a massive co… No, brain. Stop. Stop right now. STOP I SAY! #totp

Qobuz has been oddly glitchy the past week and has constantly been playing ‘Left To My Own Devices’ on shuffle. What a wonderful glitch. I hope they don’t fix it. #totp

Why does the largest Los Lobos not simply eat the other four? #TOTP

Anyway, it’s nice that all these dads got a smashing night out. #totp

Thank you for that lengthy Peter Jackson extended cut intro #totp

You probably couldn’t walk a plesiosaur or a pterodactyl… #totp

I fucking love Was Not Was. No you shut up. #totp