If you've ever wanted to know what the funeral world is like but through a comedic lens, give this a watch. It's surprisingly accurate.
I'm dying! ๐ โญโญโญโญโญ
Dire Dire Docks
@dirediredocks.bsky.social
| Metis | Jewish | Queer | | Vancouver Island based ๐| | The nerdy bisexual your parents warned you about | ๐ท: Fujifilm X-T100, Canon Rebel T2i, and Pixel 10 Pro
If you've ever wanted to know what the funeral world is like but through a comedic lens, give this a watch. It's surprisingly accurate.
I'm dying! ๐ โญโญโญโญโญ
Do I need the leaked special edition Legend of Zelda 40th anniversary Switch 2 bundle? No... Do I want it?
Coming out as believing in the true gender binary: FEMALE and STAFF. Good morning~โ๏ธ
If ye only hath offend a Harry Potter fan in the year of our Lord 2026, then thou hast done good on this day.
WE GOT ALL FOUR THEYDIES AND GENTLE THEMS HES THE GOOOOAT
2 passed, 2 yet to be released I might actually be the goat hold on
I wish people would have even a 10th of empathy for real human gravesites that these adult Harry Potter fans have for a bloody fictional elf.
Harry Potter fans force relocation of ยฃ430m undersea cable to avoid Dobbyโs โgraveโ
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
No fuck off we're not calling this "Millennial grey" this shit was dictated completely by boomer retiree house flippers we absolutely had NO say in this
Of course this happened here. This is the most Vancouver Island coded nonsense.
A flight from British Columbia to Toronto was canceled on Thursday after a child would not sit down and buckle a seatbelt before takeoff, the airline said. Passengers aboard the plane had to wait for a flight the next day.
Please meet Todd, my friend's very dumb orange tabby. We love Todd.
It's been a hot minute since I've said something controversial so here we go: penises are kinda great.
Ok, Iโm all set. If youโre at fan expo and want your picture taken come say hi!
I donโt know who needs to hear this, but the idea that religion is primarily defined in terms of *a set of beliefs about god that you assent to* is an idea that was mostly made up by Protestants and generally does not map very well onto most varieties of human religious experience.
Happy "Michael, Don't Leave Me On The Dancefloor" Friday for the girlies. ๐ชฉ๐
Ela รฉ o mais perto que temos da volta de Messias
Carly Rae Jepsen - Donโt Leave Me on the Dance Floor (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
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Oh shit I just remembered there's a new Canada's Drag Race tonight. THE DAY IS GOOD AGAIN HELL YEAH.
Live in: ๐จ๐ฆ Born in: ๐จ๐ฆ Parents: ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ Grandparents: ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ Great Grandparents: ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Been to: ๐จ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐ฏ๐ต๐น๐ผ๐ฐ๐ท๐ป๐ณ๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ซ๐ท Mostly a sea of maple leafs eh? My family are OG (some of the first French settlers and First Nation/Metis).
Live in: ๐บ๐ธ Born in: ๐บ๐ธ Parents: ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ Grandparents: ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ Great Grandparents: ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช Been to: ๐บ๐ธ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐บ๐ต๐ซ๐ธ๐ช๐ซ๐ฎ๐ช๐ช๐ต๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น๐ซ๐ท๐ช๐ธ๐ต๐น๐ฌ๐ง(๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ)๐ฌ๐ท๐ฒ๐ช๐ญ๐ท๐จ๐ณ(๐ญ๐ฐ)๐ป๐ณ๐ธ๐ฌ๐น๐ญ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐จ๐ป๐ฆ(airports: ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฎ๐ธ)
So itโs been a hell of a week and I forgot to mention Iโm going to be running a booth at Fan Expo Boston this weekend. Offering portrait photos for cosplayers. If you are attending please come say hi!
The eepiest boy today. Please send a weighted blanket, snacks, and kith.
I'm starting school in less than a month and I'm beginning to have FEELINGS about this.
Splatoon Raiders might be the most fun I've had playing a multiplayer game this year. Just a complete delight. Thanks for the games @spiff.bsky.social ๐ฅฐ ๐ฆ๐๐ซ