Teddy Swolesevelt
@himbiologist.bsky.social
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. 📍PNW || 🍉 || BLM || TLM || he/they || Partnered || https://linktr.ee/Himbiologist PFP by the talented melaninmagi.gameboys.gg
Professor: Diet Coke is actually a bladder irritant and can cause incontinence Everyone in my friend group:
Was going to stay on campus to study more but my meds wore off and I was gonna lose my mind
I’ve been waiting for the rain to actually hit and holy fuck it’s dumping
You know I lowkey hoped I wouldn’t like how I looked when I got more lean. Then I’d have an excuse to bulk forever. Unfortunately I really like it 😭
I can’t believe I’m never going to get to hear Donna Summer perform I Feel Love live
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I’m gonna gym and today’s gonna be a good day I’m not even manifesting it I’m brute forcing it to happen
Dude the idea of another day studying for 8 hours makes me want to donate my body to science
I don’t. Even remember posting that shit this morning
I’m realizing i have to become the friend with a boat
Song just came on shuffle the reminded me of how badly I wanted people to think I was cool as a freshman in high school and I just got the worst retrospective embarrassment
Getting there. Finishing up the cut in the coming week and then we have a lot to build on this foundation.
I make the dumbest running maps on the worst days. Yeah let’s do the first mile that’s almost completely uphill in 80° heat
Okay I’m over the clouds we can go back to this now