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I roll with a crew of problematic bachelors and we call ourselves "the squad"
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Arkansas 45, Houston 39
The Arkansas Razorbacks beat the most productive offensive team in the history of college football Saturday night by using a method many thought was...
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Cole Wagoner 🚀@colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h agoWhat’s the single “best” college football game you’ve attended live? Not necessarily due to your rooting interests, but the best/most tense/entertaining game.
this particular chart makes me concerned that I'm late for my shift at Sam Goody
Billy@billygomila.bsky.social · 3h agoHere is one area I will reject Modernity in:
Getting the email that a colleague who actively ignored your messages and made your job harder to do had their last day on Monday (ie they got canned) is a good start to this Wednesday
Attractive young DSA nominee for governor who is constantly shit posting about things being bad is only making me horny for Wisconsin
Dirks is the yin to Ben McDonalds yang
Hoover Street Rag@hooverstreetrag.org · 15h agoBenetti just asked Andy Dirks if he's ever used shampoo and Andy said of course he has. But now Andy is saying he just uses shampoo, no soap at all. And all of this was prompted by Andy Dirks pronouncing "creek" as "crick"
Special to Houston live music fans: White Oak music call is hosting an event for Ken Paxton tomorrow, in case you wanna let them know how you feel about that. 
Per my neighbor, Raven is currently staring at the fence attempting to will Tsuki into being healed and coming over
Chloe Denmark@chloedenmark.bsky.social · 2d agoRaven is gonna go BANANAS
well hell we've only gotta play 7 of them the schedule is awfully weak this year I guess
Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · yesterdayThe Preseason Coaches Poll is out, with Ohio State at No. 1, and defending champion Indiana at No. 6.
Nobody else has a secret primary that they are forcing on us after tomorrow right? Not gonna suddenly have to learn about some other new shitbird centrist that is suddenly 15% of all posts? It’s fucking August man.
It’s why I’ve had a Talarico sign in my yard since before Thanksgiving
Bruce Mirken@brucemirken.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 2d agoMaddow asked #JamesTalarico about attacks on #trans people and those who think that to win, Dems must "moderate" on trans rights. Talarico answered, "I don't believe we win by selling people out." #Texas
I am deeply honored to be Tsuki’s primary human, but the next ten days of recovery are gonna be clingy huh
Amazon dropped off the more comfortable donut collar and there is much joy
lol I thought they might have kept Mize for a minute there. Which would have been kinda dumb after trading Skubal already.
Well it hasn’t gone well for the last Razorback OF to land in Ballmer. Hope it works out for Christian.
MLB Trade Rumors@mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 2d agoTsuki has finally settled in for a nap, and is no doubt dreaming of revenge for our prevention of her plans for an army of her children leading the Great Houston Shiba Rebellion
Zeferjahn should have gone to Philly to become Zeferjawn instead siri send tweet
wait the Sawx are getting Rutschman and also Jake Rogers is in the deal too
The more I see everyone engaging with the 1996 playlist post the more I long to drive my 1984 Suburban with a cd player connected via tape deck and the lil stabilization platform
King Of New Orleans making its debut! What a fine ass list this is
assbutt@nasboat.org · 2d agothe Billboard Modern Rock chart from 30 years ago today — August 3, 1996.
Our bougie vet is basically sending me a play-by-play on Tsuki’s spay procedure today thru their app’s chat function
I dunno, I feel like I see a lot of transky and it’s got way more color than this
Corel Gallery Clipart@clipart.bsky.social · 2d agoTRANSKEI.BMF
using tax loopholes from a friendly judge to horde extra revenue for themselves and they’ve got Mario Lopez doing weird grok fetish porn with family? The Dodgers are out-MAGAing even the Rangers!
Aaron Ragsdale@aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 3d agoGreat reason to continue to be mad at the Dodgers, though.
I had to hide that Mario Lopez post bc it was literally going to make me vomit
should see if I can fly into Indy a day early just so I can go boo Sophie Cunningham at a game
can't believe the Jays would trade Gausman while only 4 games out of the WC they are real pieces of shit imo