Knowledge is knowing that the White Zone is for loading and unloading passengers only. Wisdom is knowing that there is no stopping in the Red Zone.
Clicked on a YouTube video because the thumbnail had two guys shooting lazer beams out of their eyes. Not a single lazer was shot. 42 minutes and 5 seconds of my life wasted.
I accidentally posted Renamon in the group chat and now all my friends are blaming me for the heat wave.
You see, the trick to a good photo is that you want to boost up that saturation. There should be a slider. Slide that to the right. No, no, allll the way to the right they give you that space for a reason. Okay you want to export and save that so that the slider resets. There we go what a great pic.
Still can't get over the fact that mincing garlic is a skill issue.
Lost my entire life savings on Kalshi because I bet against the Harlem Globetrotters.
One time I laid down on the floor and pretended to be dead to see how my cat would react and he bit my nipple.
Watching the hit 2008 hit film The Dark Knight again and I just noticed a really bad continuity error. When the joker guy tells his scar story the second time it is completely different. I'm surprised the script editor or Christopher Nolan didn't notice. This is why media literacy is important.
Until recently I thought the dishwasher machine would teleport the dishes to an off-site location where cleaners would wash them and teleport them back. Turns out it's a box that gets pumped with water and soap and it spins around and stuff.
Out of the 200 biggest yachts in the world, Gabe Newell owns three of them.
I wish I could talk more about Garfield with my friends. But if I talk about him too much I'll become "That guy who is really into Garfield." So I have to restrain myself. This is my prison. This is my curse.
When you're asleep and can't wake up you're in a comma. When you're always awake and can't go to sleep you're in an apostrophe.
My Odyssey review for The Odyssey (2026): I really liked this movie. There is a lot of action. Very solid acting from Matt Damon and his friends. The island with the big guys was cool. Very loud music that was great. Lots of excitement but also makes you think at the end. The graphics were good.
Me watching Her in 2013: "Wow this guy is dating the computer haha that's so crazy. " Me watching Her in 2026: "Wow this guy is dating the computer haha that's so crazy. "
I'm going to that restaurant where the wait staff is rude to you on purpose. It's called Denny's
In order to become a bartender you must first pass the bar exam.
I'm going to play Deltarune without playing Undertale first.
Despite being called high speed rail, the rails actually don't move at all. in fact, they're stationary.
It's time to stop calling them AI Data Centers and call them what they truly are: AI Data Centers.