Before cellphones, if you had to call someone you had to use the phone.
My friends says he's dating a model. Yeah, a large language model.
Watched the Marvel movies out of order and it took me five movies to figure out that green Thanos is actually The Hulk.
*The Titanic has just struck an iceberg. The captain summons the ship's enginner, Mr. Andrews up to the bridge* Captain Smith: Are we going to sink Mr. Andrews? *Mr. Andrews picks up a piece of paper, folds it in half, and sticks a pencil through it* Bruce Ismay: We have crossed the Event Horizon
Sure we have Nintendo 64. But what about Nintendo 2, Nintendo 3, Nintendo 4, Nintendo 5, Nintendo 6, Nintendo 7, Nintendo 8, Nintendo 9, Nintendo 10, Nintendo 11, Nintendo 12, Nintendo 13, Nintendo 14, Nintendo 15, Nintendo 16, Nintendo 17, Nintendo 18, Nintendo 19, Nintendo 20, Nintendo 21,
I like how the credits of A Bug's Life implies that it's a movie.
I really want to cuddle Lucario, but I fear that his chest spike will puncture me causing severe bleeding and ruining the bedsheets.
You ever on the road and you see a Cyber Truck and you peek through the window and see a guy driving it? Crazy stuff
Just got off the phone with my tax guy. Says that I have to pay taxes.
I would consider the Southwest to be the Midwest of the Southwest.
Why don't cars have a self-destruct mechanism? My 2003 Toyota Corolla should have a self-destruct mechanism. We have the technology.
Fun life fact: Back in 2022 I saw that Lightyear movie and after it was over I went to the ER.
If you have friends and they don't know what molecules are you can tell them that you ate over a million molecules for breakfast and they'll think that's really impressive and that you're very cool.
Knowledge is knowing that the White Zone is for loading and unloading passengers only. Wisdom is knowing that there is no stopping in the Red Zone.
Clicked on a YouTube video because the thumbnail had two guys shooting lazer beams out of their eyes. Not a single lazer was shot. 42 minutes and 5 seconds of my life wasted.
I accidentally posted Renamon in the group chat and now all my friends are blaming me for the heat wave.
You see, the trick to a good photo is that you want to boost up that saturation. There should be a slider. Slide that to the right. No, no, allll the way to the right they give you that space for a reason. Okay you want to export and save that so that the slider resets. There we go what a great pic.
Still can't get over the fact that mincing garlic is a skill issue.