Elroy Jestson
@thejesticle.bsky.social
This is the language. Everyone must speak it
(to the tune of night swimming by rem) Night rimming, deserves a cleaner ass
If transitioning were as big a thing in the late 90s I guarantee you there would be hundreds of trans men named Syphon Filter
There's a level of money that if you make it, I don't want to see you wearing a 2010s style shirt with only block words on it. I just assume it's a Paltrow GOOP level of grift and that you should be hung by your ankles from a bridge
Some people jerk off, some people write a song called Dry Spell Dear God that song sucks
The stadium feed is the greatest sports stream one can find
Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall
Three runs in the top of the ninth to lose. If you don't like that you don't like twins baseball!
Best part of a winning balatro run is explaining it to my fiance that doesn't play the game
I love eating over a trashcan so much sometimes I wonder if I became a cook just to do that
Real shit catch me outside Vikings stadium every home game next season with a big ol sign that says Paul Allen is an Asshole
I'm love/hate watching the twins like a true minneapolitan
Forrest Gump 2, but it's about Chet Hank's real life and Chet Hanks plays Jenny
It's a shame weird al yankovic exists. Not because I don't like him or anything, if anything I'm super jealous; there really isn't room for more than one famous song parody person
Amber is the color of all our energy on this blessed 311 Day
Luka Doncic has a stunning case of Patricia Arquette mouth