One of my favourite pastimes is taking @meetsummerreid.bsky.social to the best restaurants in Glasgow. Want to sponsor our next meal, or even join us? My contact details are in my bio x

Your favourites are already planning their December tours! Join @meetsummerreid.bsky.social, @meetchelseypeach.co.uk and me for a hot foursome. Call it a Christmas present for yourself - and us!

IncalIs update: Wed, 14/10: 12:30-5:30pm GLASGOW Thu, 15/10: GLASGOW OR EDINBURGH (incalIs or outcalIs) Fri, 16/10: 8:30pm-10:30pm GLASGOW

Fit in a hot two hour tryst on my last day in London. Very pleased with myself (and him) 😏

Things I do care about: - Are you a safe, kind person? - What brings you joy? - Did you review my website before u reached out? - Why do you feel drawn to me? - Will we connect on an emotional and cerebral level? - Will you respect my boundaries? - Will you complete my screening process efficiently?

Never thought I’d say this but I miss touring. I want to get railed on the first day so I wake up with post-sex glow on the second day, get railed again multiple times, then take myself out on a solo dinner (or get taken out!) before I get railed one last time on the last morning. Sweet perfection 👌🏼

Delicious food in Germany. I miss it already :(

A very kind and thoughtful person sent me funds for what they call “Hot Girl Items” which means I got to buy a new trench coat (amongst other things)! They spoil me 🥹 I’m so grateful!

For the first time ever I considered changing my flight so I could stay in Germany longer. If I didn’t have an elderly cat at home I would have. Sometimes being an expat is really fucking hard. My heart is in two places all at once 💘

You can pick more than one but you better take me to AT LEAST ONE! 🌽 🎃 🍏 👻

Daffnie Kline • Chicago@missdaffnie.bsky.social · 2w ago

Are we getting frisky at the corn maze, the pumpkin patch, the apple orchard, or the haunted house? YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE!

throne.com/dannidarling tip me and I’ll seduce the closeted lesbian in the village x

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Just got told off by a very small German child for smoking oui’d 🫢

Thank you for supporting my new hobby, N!

Is it just me or are the announcements on planes painfully loud?

Why do some men shave in public?! It’s so gross! 🤢 I sat next to a guy on the plane who got his electric razor out and shamelessly shaved his face. Why didn’t he do that in the bathroom? 🤢

Call me weird but I have never (consciously) listened to Paramore. My client got me into them and now I get the hype! Hayley Williams is amazing!

Due to popular request: my next incalI dates! OCTOBER Glasgow or Edinburgh: 🍑 14-16 Oct 🍑 28-30 Oct NOVEMBER Glasgow or Edinburgh: 🍑 11-14 Nov 🍑 25-27 Nov Wherever I get 2-3 hours prebooked first, that’s where I’ll go on the day! OutcalIs possible outwith those dates 💋

Also, I stumbled over a reel by a guy who skips and teaches people to skip, so naturally now I need a jump rope! throne.com/dannidarling

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Have I mentioned I recently played tennis for the first time and now I’m really into tennis? Anyway, I put a racket and some tennis balls on my wish list if you want to help me live my best life 🎾✨

Flowers, three types of high quality chocolate, sparkling water, strawberries and a Rituals gift box. That’s a great way to do foreplay 😈

Kiss me tomorrow, Friday or Saturday! Glasgow or Edinburgh! Prebookings only 💋

Danni | Glasgow + TMTY 🚂@danniglasgow.bsky.social · last mo.

Where would you kiss me first?

Now booking incalls for 17-19 September! Glasgow and Edinburgh gents, get in touch! 🤙🏼

Danni | Glasgow + TMTY 🚂@danniglasgow.bsky.social · last mo.

My travel plans changed, which means my incalI dates for September have had to get adjusted: 📍 Glasgow OR Edinburgh, depending on interest 📆 9-11 September and 17-19 September 📍 London 📆 1-4 October OutcalIs available outwith those dates 💋

Now booking incalls for 17-19 September! Glasgow and Edinburgh gents, get in touch! 🤙🏼

Danni | Glasgow + TMTY 🚂@danniglasgow.bsky.social · last mo.

My travel plans changed, which means my incalI dates for September have had to get adjusted: 📍 Glasgow OR Edinburgh, depending on interest 📆 9-11 September and 17-19 September 📍 London 📆 1-4 October OutcalIs available outwith those dates 💋

Look at this cute choker @sallysparrowphoto.bsky.social passed on from @hervebycelinemarie.bsky.social! I love the dainty wee chains! Tysm to both of you!

I have time for one more booking in Glasgow today, 4:45-5:45pm! Email me (via my website) or text if you already have my number 💋

This Barbie is looking for her Ken! Maybe he’s behind that tree?!

Where would you kiss me first?

I still have availability for 1 appointment in Glasgow on Thursday 10th. And Friday 11th is completely open to enquiries from Glasgow or Edinburgh! I need 2-3 hours prebooked to make Edinburgh incalIs happen, just fyi x

Danni | Glasgow + TMTY 🚂@danniglasgow.bsky.social · last mo.

My travel plans changed, which means my incalI dates for September have had to get adjusted: 📍 Glasgow OR Edinburgh, depending on interest 📆 9-11 September and 17-19 September 📍 London 📆 1-4 October OutcalIs available outwith those dates 💋

Hair like Mowgli, body like Jane. No, wait, that was Tarzan’s girlfriend. Did Mowgli have a girlfriend? Anyway, my hair’s grown since this shoot but my body’s still banging. Come see for yourself!

A shopping trip, you say? Your generosity is making me swoon!